Thursday, July 28, 2011

Try Thinking Before Talking Out of Your Ass


HAHAHA! WTF is this shit?! Fuck your mallcore homo music! This isn't good metal! What kind of faggot listens to this gay shit?! This band sucks dicks! Only queer pussy cocksucking gaylord cum lickers like this homo-erotic gayity! What do you fags fuck each other in the butt to this music? Since you listen to this does that mean you like it up the...

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28 comments:

  1. What band are you talking about ? XD

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  2. You can be a homo and still be manly.

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  3. Everyday YouTube comments.

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  4. I'm 901 years old and what is this

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  5. Rob is not amused............

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  6. Who is the old guy? Did he do something like this IRL or something?

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  7. Metalhead14937/29/2011 4:38 PM

    If I'm right he's the guy from Westboro Baptist Church...or it could be some random old guy, i honestly don't give a shit. This is just really true and hilarious lol

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  8. It still surprises, sadens and angers me how much rampent homophobia there is in the metal scene even though one of the legends of metal is gay.

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  9. You're exactly right Metalhead1493. I thought Fred Phelps would be a fitting face for blatant, ignorant retardation.

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  10. When you posted that A7x video calling out a heckler and he calls him a faggot i posted "I am offended by those insensitive comments" or whatever on youtube and sure enough all the homo (lol) a7x fans started flaming me in response, wtf?

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  11. Reminds me of that very unfunny advertising campaign against the using of the word 'gay' to denote that something sucks.

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  12. ^Sadly that won't change in a long time.

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  13. I would change the title to:
    Use your head before you talk out your ass.

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  14. Haha "legend of metal" why do people like rob halford and judas priest so much? I could care less if hes gay, his shitty vocals are enough for me to hate him. Im never gonna get the appeal of awful 50 yr old dinosaur metal. It sucked balls back when my parents were into it. Its even worse now.

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  15. ^So much fail. I don't know where to begin.

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  16. jondabudz: Learn some grammar, you fucking retard.

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  17. Yeah I'm pretty sure true metal redemption is impossible for someone who hates Judas Priest. Sidenote, I received a youtube comment today telling me that Overkill and Amon Amarth suck and that I should listen to good metal like Slipknot....

    It's not bad enough that posers like terrible bands but then they go and shit on amazing bands. I'm gonna go listen to Wintersun to cleanse off the stupidity I've endured today.

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  18. ^ You think that's fucking bad‽ Someone told me that Five Finger Butt Plunge write songs that most of society can connect to. Most of society can't get clean water!

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  19. How about:

    "Try thinking before sticking a cock in your ass."

    Fags are disgusting. Priest is mediocre.

    Stop the worship.

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  20. It doesn't matter who the old guy is. Apparently everyone here's too thick to get it, so I'll have to spell it out for you:
    There are plenty of fucktards out there on the Internet who talk like this. And a lot of them are metalheads. Either they're insecure about their own manhood, or, more likely, are too... "challenged" to come up with original insults, so they spam "OMG GHEY FAG COCKS" or what have you instead. I couldn't care less about being "offended", but I find it hilarious that a lot of these people listen to Judas Priest. Some of them even say they like Queen too.
    Yes, "TundraTerror", I'm talking to you too, and so is Bren. Use your head before talking out of your ass.

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  23. Are you seriously THAT HOMOPHOBIC that you will gay-bash the GREATEST METAL SINGER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN? I mean, did you really say MALLCORE to THE metal GOD? YOU ARE NOT METAL AT ALL. Homophobia is NOT METAL, poseur. Heterosexual JP fan crosses his arms at you permanently.

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  24. Ooooh, I get it. OK, then. Yeah, RIGHT? (I'm still more metal than you)

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  25. Brenocide, you should post this under 'violations'

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