Thursday, August 18, 2011

Homophobia


[Disclaimer: this is written without personal bias. I’m not gay, and for a long time didn’t feel the issue was even worth addressing. But as more and more readers try and resort to the “ur gay” comeback, I’ve decided to just explain why being gay is better than being them.]


Your eyes do not deceive you, homophobia is officially unmetal. Why, you ask? Well, glossing over the fact that not knowing the answer already makes you false, there are several reasons. Let’s go ahead and explore them.

We’ll start with the obvious: Rob Halford, one of the most important figures in metal, the reason your favorite obscure black metal band thinks leather and studs are so cool, is gay. Does this make Judas Priest unmetal? No, it just makes homosexual tubo-lovin’ more metal than heterosexual overcompensation for what has to be a 3 inch penis.

Compare:

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But I don’t need to bore you with talk of Judas Priest (not that talk of Judas Priest should EVER be boring to you), let’s get deeper into why homophobia isn’t metal.

You’ve heard of Gaahl right? How about Euronymous? Both of them liked dudes. I’m not a big Gaahl fan but he pulls off the creepy black metal weirdo better than anyone else popular enough to get interviewed. Euronymous was largely responsible for pioneering what we refer to as black metal nowadays. Now, does the name Kirk Hammett ring a bell to you? You know he’s married with kids? And yet, way more of a fag than either of the previous two mentions.

But alright, enough beating around the bush, there’s far more to why it’s not metal.

Let’s break down (EW!) the word homophobia. Technically it sounds like an irrational fear of humans, contextually formatted to mean an irrational fear of gays. I’m not scared of anyone, because my trv metal superiority will protect me from any harm someone less metal attempts to inflict on me. Of course you’re saying, “But Xandemic, that isn’t what homophobia means. It’s supposed to mean fear of BECOMING gay.” Which I know and can answer like this: first off, you’re really strong willed if hanging out with a bunch of gay dudes is all it takes to get you to switch teams. If that happens to you then nobody wants you being straight anyway. Secondly, how would you even know? Do you feel an attraction to another man? REALLY. That sounds a lot like you desire sex with someone. Smells like poser all of a sudden. Allow me to remind you and everyone else that sex is not metal, so therefore you shouldn’t even notice your orientation, because you should be too busy being metal.

But here’s something nobody’s really talked about even though we should all be fucking aware of it, if you think being gay makes someone less manly (or whatever), watch the movie 300.

“But Xandemic, they weren’t gay in 300!” Yes they were, maybe not full-on “I can’t do the vagina thing” gay, but dudefuckers all the same. It might not have been shown, but homosexuality was a staple of the warrior’s life in Sparta. 300 was Hollywood making a movie about a comic book loosely based on an army of dudes that fucked each other on the reg. Before I had achieved trv metal enlightenment, I used to think that made them less cool. But let’s take a look at this:


So there you have it; Manowar is to metal what Spartans are to warfare. You’re not about to call Manowar unmetal, are you? Didn’t think so.

If that’s not enough, let’s look at some famous examples of people that are outspokenly homophobic:

They all look a lot like Darth Sidious. I guess that's kinda metal, right? No?

So, let’s review.

1, Rob Halford is gay and more metal than any of your favorite tuffguy brocore chugalug “I get laid all the time and can prove it because I write deathcore songs about it” bands.

2, Euronymous and Gaahl are/were also gay, and yet far less faggy than anyone in The Big 4.

3, Fearing anyone is not metal. Wanting to have sex with anyone is not metal. Since those are basically the only bases of homophobia, it makes homophobia unmetal.

4, The 300 Spartans all did gay shit all the time. But they’re the ones that look the most like Manowar. (Not to mention the fact that Iron Maiden never wrote a song called "Bill O'Reilly")

5, Many of metal’s biggest adversaries are fundamentalist Christians and therefore homophobic. Fred Phelps is the guy that hates gays more than anyone else, and he’s also the guy that decided to fly down to LA from Kansas to protest Ronnie James Dio’s funeral. The enemy of Fred Phelps is your friend.

Now that we’ve gotten that out there, it’s time for a new rule: fag no longer refers to someone that likes cock. It now means someone that likes bad music. In other words, some of you are probably gay, and many of you are definitely fags, but the two no longer have anything to do with each other.

Have a nice day, fags.

EDIT: Nothing is more shameful than admitting you're wrong. But I guess I actually did get my facts fucked up. It seems that the Spartans were the only Greeks not into man-on-man penetration (according to wikipedia at least). Whatever though, Alexander the Great > Leonidas anyway. Research that one, bitches.

104 comments:

  1. I know Euronymous was was a communist, but he was also gay? where did you get your info from? Varg Vikernes?

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  2. And also, what is your source for affirming that "homosexuality was a staple of the warrior’s life in Sparta"?

    You probably heard or read it somewhere, it's a widespread notion that ancient Greeks were all homos, but reality is a bit different, there are studies that deny that homossexuality was common and accepted among Greeks...

    And anyway, homossexuality was an Athenian thing (even though homossexuals are harshly insulted in Aristophanes' comedies), not a Spartan thing at all (as you probably don't know, but there was no such thing as a nation called Greece in ancient times, but many independent Greek cities with different laws, costumes and dialects, so any generalization usually leads to some stupid conclusion like yours).

    If you want to defend gays, at least check your facts, you're not helping them at all with your half-assed lazy research and all your wrong info.

    And since we're on the subject, Manowar is the gayest band ever, the whole macho bullshit is so gay and so is their tongue-in-cheek phony elitism.

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  3. @EE Translation: No, you're gay Xandemic!!! This whole blog is gay and homo faggot shit that's stupid!!!! Dos sum rserch u fuk tard. Stop puling shhiit out your ass!! U probabbly went to stupid skoool cuz dat's how you got yor info.

    "And since we're on the subject, Manowar is the gayest band ever, the whole macho bullshit is so gay and so is their tongue-in-cheek phony elitism." That speaks for itself.

    Good job troll, that's what I expect from my creation.

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  4. European Elitism, hey, I don't make the rules. Oh wait, yes I fucking do. You can accept it or move on, the choice is yours. You don't seem to realize that your opinion is 100% worthless to me.

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  5. Really? Ever take the time to learn that men in Greece who were warriors had dude/dude sex? There's a reason greco-roman wrestling ends up in a lot of "compromising" positions. Also, euronymous might not have been gay, but he did think pussy was disgusting and watched snuff films. He also had a shit covered dildo in his drawer.

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  7. @Somefag: correct me if I'm wrong, but except for the snuff films (which aren't necessarily gay) the stories you listed were all told by Varg Vikernes (that Euronymous didn't like pussy and that he kept a shit covered dildo in his drawer)... do you really believe it?

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  8. "Sparta's constitution strictly prohibited pederasty. Far from it being institutionalized, as many modern historians claim: contemporary accounts, the evidence of archaeology, and modern psychology all strongly support those ancient historians who vehemently denied pederasty in Sparta."

    check http://elysiumgates.com/~helena/Women.html and http://elysiumgates.com/~helena/Sexuality.html

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  9. [my comment became pointless because the author deleted his comment with a wikipedia link, but this part is still valid:]

    Delete Comment From: THAT'S NOT METAL

    I don't care about your rules, whatever they are, and I not accepting anything or moving on, I'm doing as I please... your opinion is as worth to me as mine is to you, I'm just pointing out the failures on your arguments to enlight your readers.

    Have a good night, kids...

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  10. You should all know not to engage European Elitism. I made that mistake before. He's like a sad puppy. Pet him once, and he'll never leave you alone.

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  11. I like how you defined homophobic and then turned around and got the term wrong for your examples. In a nutshell if someone is homophobic it means they're afraid of getting hit on or fucked in the ass. That term gets thrown around liberally on everything anti-gay these days when in actuality people like Phelps and his ilk are bigots.

    There is a difference between being afraid of getting plowed in the dirt hole and hating someone for wanting to do it.

    Basically I'm sick of people using the term homophobic all the fucking time when it doesn't apply half the time. Fags.

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  12. you should all know not to engage me when you're wrong and I'm right, it would be very wise ;)

    Dear Brenocide, how come you say that when I did leave you alone? as far as I can remember I only said something negative about you once. I even praised your post on European metal vs American metal on my blog... come on, you're being unfair, buddy

    See you tomorrow!

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  13. Well, EE still isn't up to what I want him at. He may still need a few adjustments...

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  14. What a horrible and PC article. An all time low for TNM.

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  15. Defending faggots is not metal!

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  16. European Elitism is now going to post a 43 paragraph essay on his blog nobody reads about how he is not a young dog, but in fact, an adult man, and how I therefore miserably failed to do my research about him before labeling him as such.

    This will either be before or after he writes a lengthy expose' after having found/taken photographs of Angry Black Metal Elitist eating a taco, which obviously means he isn't a TRV elitist, because TRV elitists like EE know that no good black metal comes from Mexico.

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  17. I think some people didn't read the article correctly. No one is being defended. It is just stating that being homophobic isn't metal, among other things. If you read it again, SLOWLY this time, you might be able to pick up what is being put down.

    @fuckoffanddie Do as your name implies.

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  18. @ssAkaerB I agree. I was looking through the comments and I was astonished at all the butthurt fags beaking about this article. Xandemic is 100% fucking correct. As usual.

    @Xandemic Look up the Sacred Band of Thebes. They were are legion of badass Greek warriors specifically drafted as homosexual couples. The logic was that gay lovers would instictively work together better, and fight with more passion to defend each other.

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  19. Great article. In a few years being homophobic is going to be as uncommon as racism.

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  20. @Rob Liz

    I like how you failed to look up the definition of homophobic and then turned around and got the term wrong. Precisely, if someone is homophobic it means they display a/an "irrational fear, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals." That term gets thrown around liberally on everything anti-gay these days because it KINDA FUCKING HAS TO DO WITH EVERTHING ANTI-GAY.

    There is a difference between being afraid of getting plowed in the dirt hole and hating someone for wanting to do it, I'll give you that. A chimpanzee could probably expressed that more eloquently than you, but at this point you need all the points you can get.

    Basically I'm sick of dumbasses like you calling bullshit all the fucking time when it doesn't apply half the time. Fag.

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  21. @euro

    My mistake. Turns out it was child porn, not gay porn that he watched. Either way, how do any of your points undermine the meaning of this article?

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  22. "Sparta's constitution strictly prohibited pederasty. Far from it being institutionalized, as many modern historians claim: contemporary accounts, the evidence of archaeology, and modern psychology all strongly support those ancient historians who vehemently denied pederasty in Sparta."

    Also, pederasty is a relationship with a man and a boy, not two adult men. Believe it or not, most cultures are able to distinguish between gay sex and child rape.

    Your link is also broken.

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  23. Just for a comment, in case someone doesn´t knows it, specially Black Metal interested people, Satanism is a basic ideal for Black Metal (even when many musicians are atheist), there are a lot that are actually Satanist, As a rule being a part of their religion, All kind of sexual experiences must be accepted, That includes homosexuality, You may know it or not, even when Gorgoroth lately is not one of the best BM acts, Infernus their lead guitar, a couple years ago, was seen getting in a hotel during their tour in Mexico with a couple guys around 15 - 18 years, The fact that Gaahl was the one that declared he was gay, doesn´t means that he is the only BM musician with similar preferences, they just don´t make it a circus show just like he made it.

    Excuse my spelling mistakes, English isn´t my first language.

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  24. bullshit article, nice trolling though... fucking faggot

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  25. This comment section is funny.

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  26. No homo. Big mac dirty.

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  27. Homosexuality is pretty manly, man. Just ask Steve Hughes of Naxzul.

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  28. For once I agree w/ EE. Decent action to write an article about gay-calling kids, but dude, your article is so full of shit!..

    First off homophobia means fear of same-gendered individuals. Most medical terms are greek so you don't have to be an expert to break it down correctlly if it's your mother language.

    As for the belief "ancient greece was the Amsterdam of the ancient world" if you hear "homosexuality was accepted in ancient greece" and a picture of Ghaal's boyfriend comes to mind, you fail to understand the concept of it, which is far different from the contemporary colourfull-dressed tunnel-assed dudes...

    ...Oh and Dan: on your wiki link to the Sacred Band of Thebes: Plutarch wrote about an army "based on the love and friendship of lovers", not some Gay Pride parade with swords and spears.

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  29. @n.rigas If you take two seconds to research what you're about the post next time, you wouldn't sound like such an idiot. For the second time, homosexuality is defined as the "irrational fear, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals." Not fear of the same gendered individuals, fear of GAY individuals, same gendered or not.

    And where in the hell did I mention a gay pride parade? You simply affirmed my point, that the Sacred Band of Thebes was an army composed of homosexual couples. I really don't see where you could of misread that, but I guess anything is possible when you can't even be bothered to know what homosexuality is.

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  30. http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/pwh/sacredband.asp

    What now?

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  31. it is not metal to care about what other people do with their dicks.

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  32. Well Dan that "two second check" would go double for you. I already answered your quiestions, perhaps I was not crystal clear..

    I didn't give you the meaning but the etymology of homophobe: from '(h)omo' which means same, and 'fobia', clinical fear of sth. Which translates to fear oh homosexuals... Not "fear of becoming gay" as Xandemic states. (But I guess in a way you can translate it as this..)

    As for the Sacred Band of Thebes I only told you that it was not a selection of gay couples... well technically yes, but ancient greeks didn't perceive homosexuality like the way you see gay porn. It was more like close friendship than substituting a woman with a man. You see the values of the time didn't cause panic at the though of close male contact.

    ...And no, I guess I don't know what homosexuality is, since I'm not one. But I have a general idea about what it was like in ancient greece, unlike you that is.

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  33. @nepenthe hahaha 1 phrase said more than the whole article...

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  34. @n.rigas I didn't really have any questions. I realized what you meant after I posted, sorry for overreacting over nothing. I understand what you mean about the etymology of homosexuality, but often we pervert and bastardize words from greek and latin. People often just put words together and make a portmandeau. Phobia + Homosexuals = Homophobia, even though when translated back into Greek homophobia doesn't mean exactly as we use it.

    And I do get it that the Band wasn't like a gay porno, homosexuality was common and accepted in Greek culture, like you said. Same thing in Roman culture, married men had homosexual relationships because it was a cultural norm. It didn't replace female relationships, just existed alongside them. Again like you said, it was just part of a close relationship.

    I'm not an expert in ancient greece, but I'm not completely ignorant either. I've read many books, studied it in school, gone through AP World History, I have some idea of what life was like in ancient greece...

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  35. This entire article is a just a troll for metalheads, just like the majority of this site. It is humorous, but ultimately not metal to be a keyboard hero.

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  36. @Dan I'm happy to see you do :)
    Also I thought of apologising for ranting over irrelevant facts, my accusations were targeted more to Xandemic for over-using his imagination in the article...

    Peace brother :P \m/

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  37. @Somefag

    You didn't read the links, did you? There was no accepted homossexuality between adult men anywhere in ancient Greece, only pederasty. Anyway here's a part where it speaks about homossexuality directly:

    "Lastly, it is a frequent misconception that Spartan society was also blatantly homosexual. Curiously, no contemporary source and no archaeological evidence support this widespread assumption. The best ancient source on Sparta, Xenophon, explicitly denies the already common rumours about widespread pederasty. Aristotle noted that the power of women in Sparta was typical of all militaristic and warlike societies without a strong emphasis on male homosexuality. (...) There is no Spartan/Laconian pottery with explicitly homosexual motifs – as there is from Athens and Corinth and other cities."

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  38. This article is full of crap:

    1) The only person who ever said Euronymous was gay was Varg, and he is a biased source;

    2) Spartans weren't gay;

    3) Kirk Hammet may be married and have children, but he's still gay, bissexual at least. Check out these pictures: http://trevorpresiloski.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gay-metallica.jpg
    http://923krock.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/metallicasodomyvx9.jpg?w=250&h=234

    4)"Gaahl pulls off the creepy black metal weirdo better than anyone else popular enough to get interviewed" - are you kidding me? the guy is an embarrassment to black metal! if you don't believe me ask your friend ABMpE about it... even my 3 years old nephew laughs at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gl_vIaQ3CU

    If you wanted to make a strong pro-gay statement to your readers you should have limited yourself to say how gay Manowar is. Rob Halford is the only solid point you made on your entire article.

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  39. NotWorthyofMetal8/19/2011 9:34 AM

    European Elitism is secretly a Gay Jewish Freemason.

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  40. Indeed, I am all of those things and more...

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  41. Dio > Priest.

    Priest albums are always good for at least 2-3 filler tracks. Why are they considered the pinnacle of metal influence? Is it only because Halford is gay, and that somehow puts him at odds with everyone else? That makes no sense, as homosexuality has really nothing to do with the quality of music one writes.

    Know who's more influential/better musicians than Priest from that era? Iron Maiden. Black Sabbath. Motörhead. Saying that Priest is the MOST influential is incorrect, because the albums most bands quote from Priest came out in the 80's.

    The image of a musician is not as important as their musicianship, so why do leather/studs/spikes even matter? Deströyer 666 would still be brutal as fuck even without all that. Conversely, no matter what Manowar did to their image, their music would still be terrible. Michael Jackson wore leather and studs too, and you can't tell me that he's metal.

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  42. carvinlegacy998/19/2011 1:36 PM

    The great thing about homophobes is the amount of time they spend thinking about dudes being gay, and doing gay stuff.

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  43. Jesus Christ kids. Learn to read before you start crying about things I haven't even said. For a bunch of people desperately trying to prove homophobia is metal you're definitely all extremely butthurt.

    I would respond to each and every one of you that posted your little bitch rants about disagreeing with what I said, but it's not worth it at all. You know why? Because even IF I got my facts wrong about spartans, even IF Kirk Hammett likes to do kinda gay things with James or Lars, nothing any one of you asshurt, whiny preteens has said makes any difference. Because what I did was list 5 reasons why homophobia is not metal (and btw the spartan one can be easily replaced by a number of other examples that are historically accurate, I just figured 300 would be recognizable to a broader audience), and all any of you have done is nitpick stupid irrelevant bullshit to try and make me look like I'm stupid, while completely missing every point of the article and making yourselves look the retard.

    Guess what, the post is still up, I'm still right, and u still mad bro. Deal with it.

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  44. its a good article and i don`t think its a pro-gay one what he wanted to say was that gay insults are out-dated and the one that adresses the insult is the butt-hurt cry baby not the other way around and a good example for this blog is a metal related one. so go figure... plus the word fag has changed its meaning over the years so it can mean what ever the hell you want for me fag = douchebag and not gay

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  45. Also, kudos to everyone with enough cognitive ability to process the article.

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  46. hahaha now you're mad? The viewers call you on being unfunny, innacurate and retarded and you make a 200 word butthurt comeback?
    Double fail mate... All that is now left for you is jump into a volcano crater...

    However, one thing you said was actually funny: "u still mad bro". I only see 1 bro who is still mad... guess who ^^

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  47. lol, wow. Your comeback is amazing. You must have been on the debate team. You're totally right, I'm so MAD! Grrr! I feel like telling you to jump in a volcano crater I'm so...oh wait...nope. You're just too funny.

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  48. @Xandemic

    I can deal with it. I'm not mad at all and I don't care what people think about homossexuals, I'm completely indifferent about them (as long as they stay out of my lawn ;))

    I think this was a bad post because the reasons you listed aren't valid, I don't care if the main idea is valid or not, it's not a subject that interests me at all.

    I care about the Greeks though, and about history and a little bit about Euronymous as a character, because he made some great music that I really enjoy. And most of all I care about the truth.

    Better luck next time...

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  49. Who else thinks Raul and EE would get along?

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  50. Raul loves terrible death metal bands and EE loves terrible black metal bands. It would be a forbidden love but that would make it more exciting for them.

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  51. @Dan Calm down and get your nose out of the dictionary, chief. You obviously missed my point and my closing word was meant as a joke. But apparently in your intellectual superiority complex mindset I couldn't possibly grasp the term as it's been written and rewritten in reference books.

    The term homophobe has become yet another trendy buzzword that has taken a life of it's own to blanket associate everyone who says the word faggot to gay bashing as homophobic.

    It's not even listed in the clinical texts as being an official phobia yet it gets used all the time in the same vein as racism gets overused.

    If I say the word faggot it doesn't necessarily mean I'm homophobic it means I used a derogatory term. That's it. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of getting poked or become gay. And before you jump back on the Wikipedia I realize that term is also slang for cigarettes in England.

    And by the way, you must be of the homosexual persuasion because your retort came back with more rage and vitriol then my initial comment stemmed from. Take a Xanax.

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  52. "You didn't read the links, did you? There was no accepted homossexuality between adult men anywhere in ancient Greece, only pederasty. Anyway here's a part where it speaks about homossexuality directly..."

    As I said, your link is broken. PRovide a working link and I'll read it. Secondly, look up the definition for pederasty. Seriously, you're on the internet. Get to it mayhemfag.

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  53. You had a great streak of great articles, then this turd. I don't hate gays, but I hate the culture surrounding the fact that either gays should be married or have more rights or whatever. It's the mentality of the weak and politically correct. You already addressed this issue anyway, with one of your previous posts, and it did it succinctly and probably the best way I've ever seen it done. Why do this?

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  54. Waiting for this article for so long.
    Thanks for making a statement to homophobia. I'm a straight girl, but I hate homophobia to death. Gay people are the most friendliest people on Earth and the easiest to get along. Of course those fashion-faggot-victims piss me off too, but there are billions of straight guys I hate the same or even more. But yeah, almost all gays listen to really really awful music like Lady Gaga, but at least, like I said, they're cool. All those fucking super-hetero guys who listen to Lady Gaga are crappy as hell. And faggots.

    And what's wrong with the 'culture'? If you all were discrimanted by liking cock by a government in year 2011 (!!!) you all would stand up and fight for your rights and not just sit there and cry.

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  55. @Lars Miktadlia Another maiden fanboy. Did you know Priest was a big influence for maiden? Plus they're much better musicians no doubt. Go spam youtube with your up the irons or something..

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  56. @ Rob Liz
    If you look carefully you'll notice I just copy-pasted your comment and edited it. I was never filled with "rage and vitroil," you missed my point because my entire response was a joke. I know saying fag doesn't make you homophobic, if it did I'd prolly be one of the biggest homophobes I know. I also know that it's not a clinical term, rather it's just a portmandeau created and popularized as a blanket term for anything anti-gay...

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  57. I should say "I agree..." rather than "I know..." since you said it first and I was just agreeing with you...

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  58. Hahaha... Let me get this right EE... Euronymous made great music??? Even back in the 90's we all knew that clown could not play guitar. The Greeks do not deserve to be defended by such a clown as you, so stop linking internet articles to back up common knowledge. This article made no sense by the way.

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  59. There is absolutely no evidence of Euronymous actually being gay. Varg Vikernes says a lot of things that probably aren't quite true.

    But otherwise, good article. There is honestly way too much homophobia in the metal community, it pisses me off.

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  60. @Michael This article was by Xandemic, not by Brenocide.

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  61. Good article even though it created a shitstorm in the comment section.

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  62. Wasn't there some trv norwegian black metaller who killed a gay guy because he was sexually harassed by him or whatever? I think it was Faust. Faust is pretty metal, Emperor Aborym etc.

    But then again, any ordinary man can fuck a woman. It takes guts to fuck another guy. Guts are pretty metal.

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  63. @dont_panic Funny way of thinking, like having sex with another man is a life achievement?.. w/e man...

    Also I think Jon Nodveidt of Dissection went to prison for killing a homo...

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  64. @Anonymous lol u mean like dutch boys or somethin?

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  65. Thrash Elitist8/20/2011 12:40 PM

    Homosexuals go to hell. And from what i've heard, hell is pretty metal.

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  66. TY for this,it seems many guitar sites have bigoted people on them except UG. Maybe if people started opening the bible and read what it says,they wouldn't be so hateful. A part of the bible says i can't enter heaven if i have a defect in my sight. No i'm not kidding,it's under Lev. 21:20.

    Metalkitsune

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  67. There's alot of penis in this article.

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  68. @ssAkaerB Nobody is being defended? I guess Rob Halford is a pussy eating mother fucker huh? To me it sounds like Rob is being defended. As for the rest of the article cock sucker, I know what was said and I fucked your mother SLOWLY the same way you suggested I read the article. Now go jerk off to Suicide Silence or something.

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  69. Xandemic? I think I recall seeing your name frequently in the comments section of this blog. With an avatar of a picture of Hei? Is this your first time writing on TMN?

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  70. "This will either be before or after he writes a lengthy expose' after having found/taken photographs of Angry Black Metal Elitist eating a taco, which obviously means he isn't a TRV elitist, because TRV elitists like EE know that no good black metal comes from Mexico."

    HAHA!!! Sorry I am late to this thread... I was busy dusting my vinyl when someone alerted me to this...

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  71. ABME HAS SPOKEN!!!! ALL HAIL!!

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  72. kingcarcas13498/21/2011 12:46 AM

    Rob Halford /debate, i didn't even know Euronymous was gay, i guess you learn something new every day. Back in them days they say it was normal for people to be bi-sexual, it wasn't until christianity came around and told people that it was wrong.....hmmm, there is a book about all the animal species that are gay and it's actually more normal than being straight. Of course we all know what we mean by "fag" as Louie CK has said, words alter their meanings. Many gays have said that they don't even indulge in Anal sex, but homophobes just love thinking about the idea :P in fact i even heard that European Elitism is into that sort of thing, what a fag.

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  73. Funeral Doom8/21/2011 1:02 AM

    ABME here now? This is a TNM all-star thread!!! This is epic!

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  74. @fuckoffanddie My first statement wasn't directed towards you. It was to anyone in general. So if you thought that was directed towards you, you must have thought that you didn't understand the article. Your comment is a little late by the way. Does it always take you that long to think of a response?

    The second comment was for you. You still haven't done that yet I see.

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  75. Did anyone see the video where SenorBivins challenged InfidelAmsterdam to a vocal battle?

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  76. EmperorOfTheNecropolis8/21/2011 10:02 AM

    @oh-okay I did. SenorBivins is such a twat.

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  77. 666voidswimmer8/21/2011 10:10 AM

    @oh-okay I did. I really hope Infidel is going to accept the challenge. Because i know hes a great death metal vocalist and i know he can own that ignorant punk bivins easily. I've seen him perform with Sapiens End in one of his videos, bivins can't touch him.

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  78. First it was ok and socially acceptable for a person to have a relationship with the same gender. Then it was ok for a person to believe he belongs to the opposite gender and even mutilate his own body to look like a person of opposite gender. Now it's okay for a person to believe that he/she is an animal. Now it's becoming acceptable to believe that a person is an animal trapped in human body.

    What's next? A fucking car or armchair locked into human body?

    There were times where all these people were locked up and cured and that was damn right for the society. Fuck liberals for making every retard believe he can be anything he wants, they totally fucked up the social values.

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  79. Read this, only mentally replace every instance of 'furry' with 'gay':

    There is a question I see time and time again from furries. 'Why do you hate us so much?'. They point out all the other shit that gets posted on the internet and they can't understand why, of all the shitting dicknipples, dead cats and tubgirls, they're the most hated thing on the internet. Well, I'm here to tell you. What you have is a fetish. That's all, a fetish. Just like people who want to be pissed on or people who love feet.But you couldn't just have a normal festish, oh no. You had to make it a 'lifestyle'. You had to build your entire life around your retarded fetish. Then you took it a step further - you wanted to be able to show off your fetish lifestyle, rub it in everyones faces then you expected them to smile. You want to fuck animals and you expected people to be proud? Then you whine like nothing else when people tell you how retarded it all is, cry 'fursecution' like you're some oppressed fucking minority. You know what foot-lovers do? They keep it to themfuckingselves.

    There's MILLIONS of them and they're quiet about it, stay in their own little communities to talk about it and don't grind it in everyone elses face. They KNOW what they like is weird, they fucking deal with it like normal people.

    THAT is why we hate you. You've got a retarded fetish and you insist on cramming it down everyone elses throat then DEMANDING that they treat you nicely when you just said you want to fuck a man-dog. You act like you've got some grand right not to have the piss taken out of you no matter how stupid what you're doing is. When a community tells you it doesn't want you there you don't realise it's not YOUR community and not your business. You try and FORCE them to tolerate you, you stay no matter how many people hate you and just shove your shit in their faces harder. How could anyone NOT hate you?

    So go ahead, furry. Take a look in the mirror and then tell me I'm wrong. Or grow some self-respect and keep your fucking fetish private like everyone else.

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    Furries? Gays? Two groups who have turned their sexuality into a lifestyle, becoming painfully two-dimensional: they act as if where they want to stick their junk is the be-all, end-all of their personal identities. And boy will the both of them cry out in self-righteous feelings of persecution when someone even hints that they really don't care where they want to stick their junk, regardless of whether such subjects are inquired on or even appropriate. Someone forgot to tell them that pushing oneself onto others is a social faux pas. Seemingly the only difference between them, is one group has political power. It is up to the reader to figure out which.

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  80. NotWorthyofMetal8/21/2011 11:06 AM

    @The Last Real Man
    I doubt you even regularly read this blog. You probably just go from blog to blog looking for posts like this so you can assert your homophobia to cover up the fact that your secretly gay.

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  81. NotWorthyofMetal8/21/2011 6:58 PM

    Congrats Brenocide, a good percent of your readers are Homophobic, Racist, conspiracytards.

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  82. @ssAkaerB I'm just not always on the net, I have a real life you know. Maybe I should not have lowered myself down to your level and talked shit online but oh well . I still don't like faggots and yes I am alive and well. Ha.

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  83. Does that life of yours involve getting fucked in the arse? I've seen plenty like you before, petrified of their own sexuality, vehemently denying what they are, hiding their true being behind a tapestry of bullshit, beacuse they've had it drilled into them to hate what they really are. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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  84. that emmure video made me LOL

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  85. @fuckoffanddie The internet is part of real life. When was it not? You're the only one mad here man. There is no lowering of any level as you like to put it. You just misinterpreted my words again and spouted nonsense out your ass before thinking. This article may help you out in future arguments. http://www.thatsnotmetal.com/2011/07/try-thinking-before-talking-out-of-your.html

    Yes, the link does work. Copy and paste into Google.

    By the way, if you had to "lower" yourself to my level, then you are misinformed again. To argue with me, you must be at the epitome of metal and a man to stay with me. Clearly you are not, as evidence of your "comeback" proves this. If you didn't want to lower yourself, you wouldn't have kept replying to me. I have gotten to you off of one simple comment and you just can't handle this. You desperately try to prove yourself on this site and in real life.

    Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have talked shit on the internet, but you did, and you always will. Sorry kid, try harder. I don't mind responding to you. It's fun and entertaining for me. This must me such a chore for you, with all that real life you have to get back to.

    On a serious note though, if you comeback to my castle, I will gladly fix what is wrong with you, free of charge... well, sort of.

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  86. In this article: homophobes try to defend their homophobia. Brenocide, I think it's pretty hilarious how not only the majority of your reader-base is full of falses and retards, but also bigots as well. If anything, all of you homophobes probably like cock but are too scared to admit it for whatever stupid reason.

    Also, pretty lulzy how I was mentioned for no reason.

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  87. Thinking you need a "valid" point to have an argument is totally not metal.

    Also can we have a violations article on playing shows barefoot...total gay

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  88. Most of everything I have read in the comments is fucking retarded. It shames me you faggots read what I read.

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  89. You know, I am amazed anyone is this riled up about "Homophobia not being metal".

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  90. @The Last Real Man: your name sets my gaydar on fire. Being a Reactionary fucktard is totally unmetal. Wtf do you care what people do as long as it doesn't hurt anyone?

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  91. omg you morons suck and so does this stupid blog. seriously jujst listen to all kinds of metal and stop bitchin.

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  92. Do you guys like odd future?

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  93. Can any burzum fan here actually pronounce "Vikernes"? If so, please explain. srs.

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  94. The Horrific Headbanger9/04/2011 12:04 AM

    @nepenthe
    You deserve a fucking medal for that comment.

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  95. I fucking looked it up. In a book. a fucking book! the spartans definitely were into man on man. madness? NOPE, just man-love. THIS IS SPARTA.

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  96. fuck..so arghoslent is UN -metal.

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  97. fags don't deserve to breath air.

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  98. Aw, how cute ... homophobes everywhere.
    Is it Metal to be a "fag-hater"? I don't care! Give me your lame ass white-trash "I hate fags, I hate blacks, I hate jews"-attitude and you will wake up in a hospital bed. Fucking uneducated twelve year olds!

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  99. this article, i like.

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  100. Lol 12 year olds? Last i checked, every 12 year old on earth are brainwashed liberal faggots who support freedom of speech as long as its not against them, if being gay is metal, than being metal is fucking stupid, fucking dirty faggots can suck dick all they want, but dont think you shouldnt expect a re"butt"al

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