Admittedly, the new article was a greater project than I first imagined. So far, it's over 2500 words, and I don't even feel halfway through. It will be my densest article yet. Or rather, the densest most content-heavy blog post ever produced in the history of man. Currently, I have a computer with only 8 gigs of RAM and a 64-bit operating system, and with almost 14,000 characters to process, I am running into constant setbacks. I have called Intel about a 128-bit processor, and they're working on it, but I don't have the right plug-ins for Google Chrome and Blogger to utilize it's power, so I have to wait for that to be sorted out as well. Hang tight though, my friends! The new article will definitely, definitely be out next month. Or next year. Give me 4 more years. And 6 months. The official Nuclear Blast release date is in 20 minutes. You might get half of it.