Admittedly, the new article was a greater project than I first imagined. So far, it's over 2500 words, and I don't even feel halfway through. It will be my densest article yet. Or rather, the densest most content-heavy blog post ever produced in the history of man. Currently, I have a computer with only 8 gigs of RAM and a 64-bit operating system, and with almost 14,000 characters to process, I am running into constant setbacks. I have called Intel about a 128-bit processor, and they're working on it, but I don't have the right plug-ins for Google Chrome and Blogger to utilize it's power, so I have to wait for that to be sorted out as well. Hang tight though, my friends! The new article will definitely, definitely be out next month. Or next year. Give me 4 more years. And 6 months. The official Nuclear Blast release date is in 20 minutes. You might get half of it.
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ReplyDeleteOh christ, I don't know whether or not I should laugh or be angry. JARI. JARI WHY.
ReplyDeleteNo long hair flowing down the shoulders of the faceless man? Brenocide confirmed for posuer.
ReplyDeleteI told the barber to cut my hair like Bruce Dickinson.
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Deleteshit
All trolling aside, have you actually had your haircut? If so, why.
DeleteBecause Hansi Kursch did it.
DeleteHAHAHA! This is awesome!
ReplyDeletebrenoposuer
ReplyDeleteLouvered closet doors are not metal. I'm sure we would have seen all of your Hot Topic pants if they were open.
ReplyDeleteSays the guy who knows closet type names.
Deletethis video is so metal it killed the faggot from suicide silence days after being posted
ReplyDeletego fuck yourself.
DeleteFUCK THAT IS SOME STERLING STUFF. TOP NOTCH WORK. LEGIT
DeleteJari Jari Jari... *Shakes head in disappointment*
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the article will be leaked, I'll get the torrent.
ReplyDeleteblow/me/2012
ReplyDeleteSo it's coming out this year. Yes!
Wow Wintersun is some seriously weak, non-metal shit.
ReplyDeleteposeur fags.
Fat and chubby fingers.
ReplyDeleteLess body hair than on a fourth grader.
Awful beverage of choice.
American.
0/10, epitome of poseurdom. At least the bmth faggots know they are not metal.
Good to know you're checking me out all over, fella. ;)
DeleteHey Brenocide, what kind of Whiskey is that?
ReplyDeleteGentleman Jack. It was a gift from the liquor store I stole it from.
Deleteyou like slipknot and skrillex? please take your delicate little hands. put them in a blender. and get a loving relative to turn it on for you. so i never have to read your bullshit opinions ever again.
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