Monday, October 29, 2012

UPDATE: That's Not Metal in the "Studio"

Admittedly, the new article was a greater project than I first imagined. So far, it's over 2500 words, and I don't even feel halfway through. It will be my densest article yet. Or rather, the densest most content-heavy blog post ever produced in the history of man. Currently, I have a computer with only 8 gigs of RAM and a 64-bit operating system, and with almost 14,000 characters to process, I am running into constant setbacks. I have called Intel about a 128-bit processor, and they're working on it, but I don't have the right plug-ins for Google Chrome and Blogger to utilize it's power, so I have to wait for that to be sorted out as well. Hang tight though, my friends! The new article will definitely, definitely be out next month. Or next year. Give me 4 more years. And 6 months. The official Nuclear Blast release date is in 20 minutes. You might get half of it.

24 comments:

  1. Oh christ, I don't know whether or not I should laugh or be angry. JARI. JARI WHY.

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  2. No long hair flowing down the shoulders of the faceless man? Brenocide confirmed for posuer.

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    1. I told the barber to cut my hair like Bruce Dickinson.

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    2. ....
      shit

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    3. All trolling aside, have you actually had your haircut? If so, why.

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    4. Because Hansi Kursch did it.

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  3. HAHAHA! This is awesome!

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  4. TRVEMETALKVLTIST10/31/2012 10:42 AM

    brenoposuer

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  5. Louvered closet doors are not metal. I'm sure we would have seen all of your Hot Topic pants if they were open.

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    1. Says the guy who knows closet type names.

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  6. this video is so metal it killed the faggot from suicide silence days after being posted

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    1. go fuck yourself.

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    2. FUCK THAT IS SOME STERLING STUFF. TOP NOTCH WORK. LEGIT

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  7. Jari Jari Jari... *Shakes head in disappointment*

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  8. StripperSnatchRemains11/11/2012 12:57 AM

    I'm sure the article will be leaked, I'll get the torrent.

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  9. slipknotskrillex11/11/2012 5:57 AM

    lol brenocide you suck. your the only poser here. get a life pls.

    yo guys check this out its fucking funny ^_^
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

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    1. you like slipknot and skrillex? please take your delicate little hands. put them in a blender. and get a loving relative to turn it on for you. so i never have to read your bullshit opinions ever again.

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  10. blow/me/2012

    So it's coming out this year. Yes!

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  11. MitchellLucker11/14/2012 5:53 PM

    Wow Wintersun is some seriously weak, non-metal shit.

    poseur fags.

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  12. Fat and chubby fingers.
    Less body hair than on a fourth grader.
    Awful beverage of choice.
    American.

    0/10, epitome of poseurdom. At least the bmth faggots know they are not metal.

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    1. Good to know you're checking me out all over, fella. ;)

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  13. Hey Brenocide, what kind of Whiskey is that?

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    1. Gentleman Jack. It was a gift from the liquor store I stole it from.

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All readers that post under the name "Anonymous" and are too frail and weak to represent themselves properly with a title, shall be deemed false metal poseurs for the remainder of their pitiful existence.