Friday, January 11, 2013

Confirmed for Poseur



Hansi Kursch of Blind Guardian confirmed for poseur:


D.D Verni of Overkill confirmed for poseur:


David Davidson of Revocation confirmed for poseur:


James Malone of Arsis confirmed for poseur:


Varg Vikernes of Burzum confirmed for poseur:


Paul Masvidal of Cynic and Death To All confirmed for poseur:


Charlie Benante of Anthrax confirmed for poseur:


Barney Greenway of Napalm Death confirmed for poseur:



And of course:


Confirm more poseurs in the comments below:


EDIT: Baldies don't count.

35 comments:

  1. John Gallagher of Dying Fetus confirmed poseur.

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  2. Kerry King of Slayer confirmed for poseur.

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  3. Jörgen Sandström of The Project Hate confirmed for poseur.

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  4. JB Christoffersson of Grand Magus confirmed for poser.

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  5. Scott Ian of Anthrax confirmed for poseur.
    Rob Halford of Judas Priest confirmed for poseur.
    Flo Mounier of Cryptopsy confirmed for poseur.
    Ihsahn of Emperor confirmed for poseur.

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  6. Im not giving my name to a machine1/12/2013 1:17 AM

    lol burzum fucking sucks

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    1. Sadly, yes he does suck of late...

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  7. Suffocation Vocalist: Frank Mullen Confirmed for Poseur.

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  8. Also, Chris Reifert and John Allen of Autopsy: Confirmed for poseur

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  9. Joakim Broden of Sabaton Confirmed for Poseur.

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  10. Chris Black of Dawnbringer confirmed for poseur.

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  11. James Heitfield of Metallica confirmed for poseur.

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  12. I don't think you understand the game.....

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  13. BallsToTheWall1/14/2013 9:27 AM

    Udo Dirkschneider confirmed for poseur.

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  14. Neil muthafuckin' Peart confirmed for poseur. I mean, he ain't never even did anything that contributed to metal in any way whatsoever.

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    1. Neal Peart is not in a metal band either Rush is progressive rock.

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    2. Yes, Omer Sela, that might be the reason behind his inability to be metal...he isn't even trying.

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  15. Randi Stokes of Disma and Methadrone confirmed for poseur

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  16. King Diamond and Michael Denner are both confirmed for Poseur as well

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  17. Nuclear Holocausto Vengeance of Beherit confirmed for poseur.

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    1. After he made Engram, yes.

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  18. The Swedish Metalhead1/21/2013 11:33 AM

    Vintersorg of Otyg and Vintersorg confirmed for poseur.

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  19. Vitek of Decapitated confirmed for poseur.

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  20. Nergal of Behemoth confirmed for poseur.

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  21. Kyle Severn of Incantation confirmed for poseur (but he also has a mustache)

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  22. Hannes Grossman of Obscura and Blotted Science confirmed for poseur

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  23. Alen Averill of primordial confirmed for poseur

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  24. Pete Evil of Blood Tsunami confirmed for poseur.

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  25. Proscriptor of absu confirmed for poseur

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  26. shaving my head was the worst idea I ever had. hair was down to my waist. all the bitches loved it. then I got lice and shaved it. short hair BLOWSSS

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  27. I know I'm a little late to the game, but I want to play:

    Kenn Nardi of Anacrusis confirmed for poseur
    John Arch of Fates Warning and Arch/Matheos confirmed for poseur
    Patrick Loisel of Augury confirmed for poseur
    Mike Scalzi of Slough Feg confirmed for poseur
    Harry Conklin of Jag Panzer and Satan's Host confirmed for poseur
    All members of Pig Destroyer confirmed for poseur

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All readers that post under the name "Anonymous" and are too frail and weak to represent themselves properly with a title, shall be deemed false metal poseurs for the remainder of their pitiful existence.