|VERBAL ABUSE IS STILL ABUSE. Which is why I like it so much.|
"Words can hurt and words can heal. What have yours done today?" It makes you think doesn't it? Yeah, seriously. What sort of fairy is healing people with their words? If I knew that my words were capable of ringing the necks of small, helpless, dewy-eyed children, then I would never shut up. So in celebration of mean-spirited remarks, and even more specifically, the remarks of mine that have hurt many a reader's butt, I thought I'd do something special today and prepare an article that collects some of my favorite recent comments from some of the falsest wannabe poseurs who are too frail to handle the true metal glory of my web blog.
"It's pathectic how you keep bashing bands that you feel isn't "metal" but don't provide any worthwhile arguments.. you bitch and ramble on about a band with petty insults. i wouldn't be surprised if you're some adolescent twat who grew up listening to thrash and think kerry king is god, or just some outcast loser that hates the world. Do you even have any music background? You're no elitist, just some closed minded hatemonger. Dissing Trivium, BFMV, BvB, etc... dude these guys are headlining festivals.. hell i bet their fingers alone have gotten more pussy than you. jealous? what are you doing with your life faggot?" - Umadpussy
|"umadpussy" pictured here having a conversation with Matt Heafy about where those fingers have been.|
So let's take a look at some of your "worthwhile arguments": I don't get any pussy and I don't have a life. Very clever. Do you still consider female company to be something that's difficult to obtain? Do you think it a glorious feat worth bragging about because you know what a vagina feels like? How very internet of you. You speak of sex like it is a perk reserved only for your favorite rock stars, and I've never had it, nor am I capable of obtaining it, because I don't play chirpy buttcore riffs. Trust me, I am eternally proud that you finally convinced some fatty at some point to open her skin-enfolded, gaping she-maw for you, if that is where you're coming from in all this. That's great. However, I am in fact over the age of 15, and am no longer so hormonally imbalanced that I put having sexual intercourse up on the pedestal with the cool kids. You'll get there someday.
As for me not having a life? See, unlike you, who gets overwhelmed and on the brink of tears when your teacher requests you write a two-page, double-spaced book report by next Friday; writing isn't very difficult for me, and it doesn't take me a long time to punch out a couple paragraphs of my opinion. You probably see one of my articles and assume it took me days to prepare. I typically enjoy writing something every day, and I devote no more than an hour, maybe two at the most, to writing each post you see on here. Since there are 24 hours in a day, that means that I have an additional 23-22 hours devoted to doing anything else outside of writing about how much I think the bands you like blow mayonnaise. Also let's consider that this one hour I devote to the page provides entertainment to thousands of readers across the world every day. When's the last time several thousand people simultaneously laid eyes on something you wrote and enjoyed it? I'll tell you when: just now. You're welcome for the highlight of your existence.
So I'm either an adolescent twat who grew up listening to thrash, or I'm some outcast loser that hates the world? I really have to be one of those two things? Your former theory completely baffles me, because the fact of the matter is, I couldn't have "grown up" doing anything if I was still an "adolescent". I'm pretty sure adolescents are still growing up, shit for brains. So I'll help you out with an argument against me you can't even make on your own, because I'm just that generous: yes, I am a twat who grew up listening to thrash metal. You nailed it. Sounds pretty fucking metal to me. You're still an adolescent, still growing up listening to BVB and Trivium. I think my readers will come to conclusion quickly enough that I am a better twat than you and I always was. As for a musical background, that's really cool that you rock out on your Gio Ibanez in your bedroom with your 10W Peavey, so it makes you think you know what you're talking about in regards to good music. It's hard, really hard to concentrate and play the BFMV tabs. I played guitar, drums, and bass before, so I get it. That's why you think they're still a cool band, because you're a teenager and still base your musical opinion on difficulty ratings of guitar tablature. Go drink Drano.
Hey faggot, look at InfidelAmsterdam on youtube. He's obviously a metalhead. He has tons of merch and metal decorations around his apartment, a metal gf and goes to tons of different metal shows and concerts. He's metal and he's definitely not in poverty. If you say he's not metal then you're just an idiot because even Brenocide has featured and/or referenced him on this site multiple times. - AnthraxFan
|Fostex Garments Jacket: $50. Kataklysm shirt: $20. Metal chain: $25|
Being the wealthiest man in metal apparently: priceless.
Tony Iommi lives in a fucking mansion and your best example of a non-impoverished metalhead is InfidelAmsterdam? Having a girlfriend + going to concerts + owning t-shirts = rich. Infidel puts up drywall for a living, friend. Not exactly a life of glitz and glamor. However, if you had a job like that, you would know that t-shirts and things are actually fairly affordable with a budget in mind. Fear not Anthraxfan, there is life after allowance.
Edit: Chill the fuck out, I'm cool with Infidel. He'll tell you he's not loaded if you ask him.
I knew you you're self were a poseur when i saw this page, and now i see this bullshit about this lame ass band. Good to know theres people advocating "pretty awesome metal" like this.
|B is for BUTTHURT.|
Wow, I never considered that "I I are self" were such a poseur. Thanks for the input, Speaker. How's your blog going? Looks like you picked a random black and white template and started writing how much people eating meat makes your butt hurt so bad. You'll be the next fucking Metal Sucks in no time with writing skills such as yours. I'll also have you know that thinking of the cow's retarded fucking face before it got impaled with a hydraulic spike, makes me way more hungry than just thinking about steak on it's own. Sorry, but a guy who get's a boner about animal feelings has no right to talk to me about being metal. Go listen to Aerosmith and think you know what you're talking about. Why don't you guys go pay Speaker's blog a visit using the link above, and grant him the only hits he will ever get.
dude your a fucking twat... this band [Chelsea Grin] is actually going somewhere while your sitting in your chair with a finger in your ass thinking of pointless shit to write on this "Thats not Metal" website... lol its funny cause if you had something productive to do with your life you wouldnt be spending in it talking shit about bands... lol how about when your playing in a band thats signed come back and talk shit lol the Alex is living his dream while your talking shit online... lol and chances are you dont have a job or a life for that matter, so how about when you also get both of those as well you come talk shit faggot. - Anonymous
P.S, Alex is a fucking amazing vocalist!!
No he isn't... LOL...
Enjoy your weekend fellas. New reviews will be up next week and a new Violation is in the works. Stay tuned and try to stay metal.
- Brenocide \,,/