Thursday, June 23, 2011
Has your day been going too well? NEW IWABO! You're welcome.
As much as I would love to pre-order the new album by iwrestledabearonce, aptly titled "Ruining it for everybody", I think I would rather pre-order the latest, greatest, top-of-the-line John Deere tractor so that I can formerly request one of my good friends run over my dick with it. Check out that t-shirt that comes with the bundle. Now that is blue. Middle school rules apply here. If you're seen wearing a shirt that fruity pebbles, you're getting your ass kicked. Take note: we are not above giving swirlies to people here in the metal elite. Regardless of whether or not we're pushing 30 or potentially 50. If it's not black, it's not a band shirt.
On a lighter note, Krysta Cameron sounds like she's singing a lot better for the clean vocals on this album. Which is nice. Nice like a soft kiss on the cheek after a prison shower gang rape sort of nice. It doesn't come out until the end of July here in the States, so I have an entire month to think of analogies for bad music before I inevitably review it. If I don't end myself first. This is deathcore with jazz hands.