Wednesday, January 16, 2013

This is the only good music video ever. Trivium is still stupid.



This is the only music video I have watched and enjoyed. It's a couple years old and hasn't been seen by anybody except us. I want these guys to be signed immediately. In other news, I'm working on something substantial again, but it's gonna keep being like this. You're gonna go a while without much of anything except some crappy blurbs about shit that doesn't matter. You want news updates? Here's one: Girls still don't want to fuck you.

No, but seriously, as if Trivium couldn't figure out a way to be more false, they decided to have David Draiman of Disturbed produce their new album:

Draiman, seen here, contemplating just how badly he wants to get down with Heafy's sickness.
Out of all the bands that teeter on the fence between metal music and radio butt riffs, Trivium is only second to Avenged Sevenfold in finding new ways to prove themselves on the wrong side of that fence. I mean, at this point, I think it's safe to say that they're totally on the wrong side of that fence. They're on the wrong side, and they've drilled holes just big enough to fit their pale little peckers through, and they're just fucking wagging them at us. They're wagging their flaccid wieners at us and giggling with jolly fervor as we just have to look on from a distance. Look on from a distance, all pissed off and listening to our Sweet Savage records, doing our best to ignore them. Some of you even go over for a taste.

Still don't think Trivium unmetal? That picture was taken from Paolo Gregoletto's smarty phone and uploaded onto his Instagram feed. And here you were thinking only a seasoned Photoshop wizard could apply such a cracker jack black n' white filter. If snapping shots of David  Draiman's cue ball with your iPhone, while the hippest of Heafys noodles away on his vintage-style Gibson just a foot away from rock radio's favorite chin-tusked man baby isn't unmetal, I don't know what is. This coming from the blowhard that started a web page all about that specifically. How much more do we need to drive home that you need to stop listening to Trivium if you don't want to suck? Did they break up yet? Then a lot more. 

8 comments:

  1. I like Disturbed....

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    1. Leave the hall!

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    2. GET OUT you false piece of shit

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    3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ8DaaA4ycM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
      This blog makes me sad aboht how closed-minded people can be... Insulting someone for liking a band, saying what's metal and what's not, thinking they are in their right to say you suck if you listen to something... Sad, just sad

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  2. I'm surprised they didn't hire Bob Rock to handle the production duties. It so obviously (to me anyway) that they so desperately want to be Metallica.... and not the awesome MoP era Metallica but more Black Album and beyond Metallica. Unfortunately for Trivium they lack the ability to make that jump into the mainstream....I'm sure they will have some minor success with a Draiman produce album. However they will probably lose what's left of there "Metalhead" fanbase.

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  3. Metalcore is a fusion of hardcore punk and extreme metal. Melodic metalcore is more influenced by melodic death metal than other thrash metal riffs but it still has that fusion of hardcore punk. It should be obvious to any one that metalcore is a genre of its own that is neither metal nor hardcore punk.

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  4. You are welcome to my music site. And enjoy free music http://musiclv.com/music-by-song/18207/play

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  5. Killed by Death?

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