Saturday, March 24, 2012

News that Matters: Paint Norwegian Planes with Euronymous


Thanks to Patrik Asplund for bringing this to my attention:

If your hearts were broken over the outcome of The Summer Slaughter Tour vote, then fear not. By some miracle, your worth as a democratic metal fan have remained in tact. You can still make a difference in the world, by bringing black metal to Norwegian skies.

An airline in Norway, mysteriously named Norwegian Air Shuttle, is holding a vote online for people to choose their favorite popular Norwegian individual of cultural or historical importance. The person who gets the most votes will have their image immortalized on the tails of the airplanes to celebrate the company's 10th anniversary. Here's the company's description of the contest if you'd like more information:

"Her kan du blant annet stemme på en av kandidatene som en lokal nominasjonskomite bestående av: Fabian Stang (ordfører), Hans Edvardsen (Bymiljøetaten) og Lars Emil Hansen (Oslo Museum) har nominert. Komitemedlemmene er håndplukket basert på deres lokalkunnskap og engasjement. Se nedover på siden for flere nominerte kandidater. De fem kandidatene med flest stemmer etter at nominasjonsfasen er over, går videre til det endelige valget. Du kan avgi én stemme hver dag i hele nominasjonsfasen som varer frem til 28. mars kl. 23.59."

The late Øystein Aarseth, or as we all knew him, Euronymous of Mayhem, somehow made it onto the polls. The article I read about this on Gun Shy Assassin was posted two days ago, and at the time of that writing, Aarseth was in a bleak 23rd. At the time of this writing, he made it all the way to 5th place. The progress is staggering, and I want this to happen so bad now that I can taste the goat's blood.

To cast your vote, click here. The website isn't in English, obviously, and I know how you guys have a hard enough time as it is reading and writing in your own fucking language. However it shouldn't be too hard to figure out for those of you that aren't retarded. (Click the heart, mongoloid.) 

Spread the word like hellfire. We already got him to 5th in two days, so there's no reason we can't make this happen. You can vote through March 28th.


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Look to the skies, Norway. FUCK YOU.

84 comments:

  1. Fuck yeah. Voted.

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  2. The swedish Metalhead3/24/2012 7:45 AM

    Done and done. Also norwegian is the most retarded, twisted language i know of. Except for danish.

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    1. the most retarded language is swedish

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    2. Its Danish. way worse than swhdish or norsk. Dansh should be raped and maimed till they learn to speak proper. fuck you homo hamlets.

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    3. Luk røven dit fjols ;)

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    4. The most "retarded" language is English, because no other languages have that same word written the same way (from: Google translator).

      For example; Finnish (language that I wield is it) has word "vammainen" meaning the same as "retarded" in english, and so, Finnish is a "vammainen" language. But better still; english is retarded.

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    5. Awkward joke is overly awkward.

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    6. @ Anonymous, I don't know how you can say that no other language has common words with English.... Maybe you're so stupid that you never heard about German, French, Spanish, .....

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  3. The_Baby_Devourer3/24/2012 7:48 AM

    This has to happen.

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  4. This reminds me of when Suffolk in England were looking for what best represented their county, the runaway winner was Dani Filth!
    Then the bastards ignored that vote and went with some picture of hills or fields. Hope this doesn't happen this time, Euronymous totally deserves it!

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  5. He's in 4th now. Pat yourself on the back, Brenocide. I'm sure some elitist airline art blog is going to write an article tearing Euronymous apart when he wins. I'm sure it will be satire though.

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  7. I voted. Pretty obvious who I voted for...

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  8. Done. I hope they pick a good picture of him. Like this one:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OqZonrURSI/ScgFZGpvVdI/AAAAAAAAAxw/JDdFxC61TRQ/s400/entrevista_euronymous2.jpg

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    1. I'm hoping they paint him with corpse paint on. Like the one in my avatar.

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    2. Damn you! That picture made me laugh so much I was in tears at work.

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    3. He looks like on of the guys from Milli vanilli on that pic

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    4. I hope it's the picture with the out blown brains..:)

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    5. That's Dead not Euronymous...

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  9. Python Regius3/24/2012 9:41 AM

    Damn already in 3rd place. I'll be sure to spread the word around so he'll be immortalized on Norwegian airlines.

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  10. I would like to see Anders Behring Breivik in there.

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  11. Since he's Aarseth and not Euronymous,does that mean he'll be painted as a regular human without corpse paint?

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  12. He's moved up to second place.

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  13. definitely got my vote and ive been spreading the word!

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  14. The Swedish Metalhead3/24/2012 4:05 PM

    Also, you can Spamvote by using private browsing; Just open such a window, go there and vote, close all private browsing tabs, and do the whole process again.

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  15. thums up if le /moo/ brought u here xd

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  16. 2nd place right now

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  17. voted! still in second.

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  18. Private Browsing, voting all night.

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  19. Voted! Hail the true Mayhem!

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  20. He's #2 now!

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  21. shut up you bunch of metal faggots

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    1. fuck you fucking piece of shit troll go fuck your mom you poser die may your whole family get burned to death anonymous ass hole if want some come get some your a dead man walking \m/666\m. hails Satan.

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    2. dude, you really really need to lay of the caffeine.

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    3. Carl ftw xD

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  22. You have no taste, fuck you. You might as well say you hate music you bunch of spotty pricks. Go get laid.

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  23. SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

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  24. He's at number one now. Norwegian better not screw this up.

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  25. Wow. Just wow.

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  26. Number one, motherfuckers.

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  27. ..and then the airline will announce that the voting was manipulated boo-hoo and take their own pick of the list.

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  28. Hails krig brodre og søstre jeg vedta til Øystein Aarseth RIP NORSK SVART METALL OVERHØYET skål \m/666\m/

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  29. Now that Norwegian has planes here in Finland too, i'm doing my best to gather all my finnish metalhead-friends to vote for Euronymous. Only in Norway...

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  30. Sverte hil krig brodre og søstre Ja jeg vedta

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  31. Earl Anonymous the 3rd3/26/2012 8:22 AM

    I'm not Norwegian, but I am a metal head. Guess who I voted for.

    (By the way, does "Earl" count as a proper title or have I been deemed false metal pouseur?)

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  32. Greetings from Finland. Voted and god of black metal is leading!!! p.s and i Spread the word like hellfire!

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  33. I voted for that black metal fella, but Id rather have Hank From Hell on that plane at least he isnt some pseudo evil dude with a crappy second hand shop and a crappy band. But wth its metal.

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  34. Massimo Ricciradi3/26/2012 9:30 AM

    I'm Massimo Ricciardi I love black metal fuck posers they should be hanged

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  35. Voted for myself... fuck yeah \m/

    By the way its Euronymous, not Anonymous, so I am not a false metal poseur... for the remainder of my pitiful existence... wait, I don't exist anymore. fuck.

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  36. Anonymous from that band Emperor or some shit? On a fucking plane? I'm tr00er than any1 og kvlt too, so I voted for him.

    Go Anonymous! God speed!

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  37. voted from the islands at the bottom of the world. Good luck! *Throws the goats*

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  38. He is number 1. I kind of hope this happens.

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  39. This better fucking happen

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  40. Voted accordingly...

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  41. Keep voting to keep him in first and all hail the True Mayhem. \m/

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  42. I vote for Toki Wartooth.

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  43. Still #1; voted to make sure we keep him there. This is great :D

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  44. Marc from Canada !!3/26/2012 5:55 PM

    Euronymous !!!
    \m/ \m/

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  45. Hahaha, #1, amazing! I imagine the airline would make a fair bit of dosh with all the fanboys buying a ticket just to get on that plane. IF it happens.

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  46. Hysterical! But it's not over yet - this is just phase #1 with nominations from the 4 cities, and after 28.3. are 2 more rounds to go!
    Keep voting, this is the schedule:
    http://www.halehelter.no/

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  47. Get a fuckin life, pathetic assclowns

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  48. I wrote in Varg Vikernes. To the victor goes the spoils bitches.

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  49. Fuck this shit. Eronymous sucks big black cock and so does black cock metal and this black cock blog. Fuck you.

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  50. Mainstream

    btw Mayhem sucks alot

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  51. What about Abbath, Demonaz, and Horg?

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  52. Black metal, in general, sucks. It's not even metal. Just norwegian dudes with giant spikes girl pants and makeup screaming satan satan yeah very metal NOT. Hollywood undead, Cannibal corpse, Amon amort, Killswitch engage, Trivium, Slayer, Metallica, Motorhead, Iron maiden. THATS metal.

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    1. You sir, are a total faggot.

      As evidence, I submit the following:

      "Hollywood Undead... ...Killswitch Engage, Trivium... ...Metallica..."

      You will go die and then fuel the fires of hell with your flesh, because you're a bunch of sticks for kindling; i.e. a faggot.

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    2. what the FUCK is Amon Amort? and hollywood undead? god, what a fucking douche.

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  53. Somebody call the fucking wahmbulance. We've got an ornery troll who must have burned his dick after screwing his microwaved donut.

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  54. Okay, I just got back from a business trip and I see that people have been using my name. Very immature guys. Do you think I would take time out of my precious schedule of fucking underage Singaporean girls to tell you how much I love Hollywood Undead? I don't even like metal. My favourite genre is crunkcore. So fuck off fake Cyanides

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  55. Btw, Gary Glitter totally owns this norwegian fag. Just sayin bro. Suck my cock.

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  56. Fuck yeah! I voted for that.

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  57. Hm. I could have sworn I just saw some faggy comment about killswitch engage being more metal than Darkthrone. My eyes must be playing ticks on me.

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  58. **tricks on me

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  60. If you want to vote in the "finals", it's from 11.-13. april. He made it to the finals with 4 others.

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  61. Sorry guys, not going to happen. The family refuses, they won't allow it.
    Norwegian article here. Use google translate:

    http://www.dagbladet.no/2012/03/31/kultur/musikk/norwegian/halehelter/black_metal/20917428/

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  62. in english

    http://thegauntlet.com/article/530/24903/Euronymous-Wont-Be-On-Norwegian-Airline-Jets

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  63. Hahaha. Tossers

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  64. I can't believe they called Varg his understudy in that gauntlet article. That's fucking bullshit. Varg is the man. Euronymous and Dead were both faggots, and I'm glad they're dead.

    Mayhem sucked and Burzum is the tits.

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  65. kingcarcas13494/19/2012 3:14 AM

    Knew it wouldn't happen...well everyone probably did

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All readers that post under the name "Anonymous" and are too frail and weak to represent themselves properly with a title, shall be deemed false metal poseurs for the remainder of their pitiful existence.