Also, in honor of it being Independence Day, I would like to remind all of you that America is still as unmetal as ever. No matter how hard Florida tried. I'm going to spend my 4th of July celebration listening to copious amounts of NWOBHM and esoteric Swedish death metal bands, as well as binge drinking an assortment of Irish whiskey, Belgian beer, and Russian vodka. I would drive up to Canada to wait things out, but what should have went towards gas money was instead spent on fucking state income tax. Tennessee may have had no metal scene to speak of, but I'm assuming now it's because when people are allowed to keep their own money, they don't get pissed off enough to start metal bands. Then again, that place was part of the half of America that doesn't know the difference between the Constitution and the Bible, so I can either pay up or deal with that retardation. It's one or the other in America. Usually both.
Whenever I spit, it hits the ground for a good reason.
LOL when miss piggy comes in, its perfect!
ReplyDeletePlease say US and not America.
ReplyDelete"Irish whiskey, Belgian beer, and Russian vodka". Wow, you are my new best friend.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I live in Europe (Holland), so that means less time celebrating the 4th of July, more time listening to Bathory.
INDEPENCE DAY IS FOR PUSSIES
ReplyDeleteThe US is unmetal, not America. America is a continent, and Canadians know how to death metal
ReplyDeleteAmerica is two continents. North and South. Everyone knows what he's talking about when he says America anyway so shut the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteI'll second that there is a lot of religious retardation here in Tennessee. Unfortunately, I have no means of escape. But at least it's not Georgia, they have the religion and taxes.
ReplyDeleteoh-okay is a raging pissy fuck. Sounds like he's got a black dick grinding in his ass. He must be a death metal vocalist.
ReplyDeleteRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!
Whiny bitch.
If there's two continents, where the fuck does Central America belongs?
ReplyDeleteMexico is North America and everything south of it is South America.
ReplyDeleteThen there are six continents? Stupid.
ReplyDelete1.North America 2.South America 3.Europe 4.Asia 5.Africa 6.Australia 7.Antarctica.
ReplyDeleteCyanide sucks at trolling. He admits he is anthraxfan and still uses it to troll.
ReplyDeleteMy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
ReplyDeleteAnd their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
WTF?
ReplyDeleteLol, all the retards just love pretending to be me. I guess by picking up my name, it allows them to escape the reality of their shitty lives by giving them a quick taste of a better one. Fail troll is fail.
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ReplyDeletethe family ghost, Degtyarovk byrd36, Rapist, and TRVEMETALKVLTIST: 1
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, Cyanide, oh-okay, Kite, and Ecnelis: 0
MAYBE LATER YOU GUYS COULD COME OVER AND FUCK MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy do I stick with the losing team? D:
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm pretty sure Australia itself isn't a continent... it's part of Oceania.
You guys are going to notice a big change with me. It's going to get a lot GAYER!!! I decided that since you are all gay we can have a huge orgy!!! So open wide and I will enter........YOUR ASSES!!!!
ReplyDeletethe family ghost, Degtyarovk byrd36, Rapist, and TRVEMETALKVLTIST: 2
ReplyDeleteKite: 1
Cyanide/Anthraxfan: -5
Anonymous, oh-okay, and Ecnelis: 0
Atleast I'm beating Cyanide/Anthraxfan.
ReplyDeleteUSA still being not Metal anymore.
ReplyDelete"Whenever I spit, it hits the ground for a good reason"
ReplyDeleteGravity?