Also, in honor of it being Independence Day, I would like to remind all of you that America is still as unmetal as ever. No matter how hard Florida tried. I'm going to spend my 4th of July celebration listening to copious amounts of NWOBHM and esoteric Swedish death metal bands, as well as binge drinking an assortment of Irish whiskey, Belgian beer, and Russian vodka. I would drive up to Canada to wait things out, but what should have went towards gas money was instead spent on fucking state income tax. Tennessee may have had no metal scene to speak of, but I'm assuming now it's because when people are allowed to keep their own money, they don't get pissed off enough to start metal bands. Then again, that place was part of the half of America that doesn't know the difference between the Constitution and the Bible, so I can either pay up or deal with that retardation. It's one or the other in America. Usually both.
Whenever I spit, it hits the ground for a good reason.