Sunday, July 31, 2011

Delusional Infamous Douchebag Comments on Delusional Infamous Douchebag


Not to be outdone in the realm of "batshit-fucking-nuts", BURZUM founder Varg Vikernes has commented on the Norwegian terrorist group and their beliefs after the senseless rampage that cost 87 innocent civilians their lives. Strangely absent from his tirade, is a description of what luxuries Anders Behring Brevik can look forward to in Norwegian "prison". Such as, but not limited to; full size beds, climbing walls, big screen TV's, sundae bars, 24 hour masseuses, arcade games, bumper cars, full size swimming pools, go-cart tracks, butterfly gardens, leather sofas, blu-ray players, unguarded, unalarmed, unlocked doors, jacuzzi tubs, shopping malls, ferris wheels, and unrestricted access to synthesized musical equipment so you can release, shitty, overrated music at your leisure.

I digress, here's what this demented asshat you numbskulls worship so dearly had to say about the whole thing:

"Many argue that Mr. Breivik was in fact executing orders from Mossad, to punish the Palestine-loving Marxist-governed Norway, but first and foremost to create a false banner for misinformed right-wing extremists to unite under, and that what he was doing was a "false flag" operation.

"His manifest is vast, some 1500 pages, and he is pretty thorough in both what he says and what he did. There are a few facts that doesn't make sense to me. How can he list all the problems caused by different Jews in our history and yet fail to mention even one of them with a single word in his manifest? He attacks the symptoms of the disease Europe is suffering under, but not the cause of the disease.

Typical Burzum fan.
"He is a Freemason too, and that certainly doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Freemasonry is international Jewry at it's worst; they too are working for a de-construction of all nations on Earth, and to build a global Hebrew temple, enslaving us all under the will of the Jews and their servants, the Freemasons. Well, this explains why he doesn't say a word about the creators of all the different religions and ideologies now set up to fight against each other.

"He is a Christian too. Now, in a sense that does make sense, but why does it make sense? The Jews created Christianity as a religion for non-Jews to follow, so that they too would become worshippers of their Hebrew false "God", so that the unruly Pagan Europeans would become servants and a powerful tool for the Jews. Whether the Jews created Islam too, or whether they just saw an opportunity coming when it was created is not known, but we do know that the Jews have always promoted conflict between these two religions – and indeed they still do. When the Christians grow too strong the Jews support the Muslims to weaken the Christians. When the Muslims grow too strong the Jews support the Christians to weaken the Muslims. They often support both sides too, if both sides are too strong, and they often do in secret. Christians then kill Muslims, and vice versa, whilst the Jews laugh safely in the background, profiting from it all.

"Mr. Breivik either went straight into their trap, like so many Christians have done in the past and still do, or he works knowingly for them, again like so many Christians have done in the past and still do. The Christians and the Muslims, ladies and gentlemen, are but soldiers/cannon fodder for the Jews in their mission to enslave us all under their rule.

Those dead eyes are honed to spot any vicious jew trap from miles away.
"What Mr. Breivik has said is largely true, in all except in what he doesn't say; he doesn't tell us that the Jews are the origin to all these problems, and that they were created by the Jews to hurt us. All we have to do to make this act of violence favourable to us is to make this clear to everyone; the Jews created Marxism, feminism, Christianity (need I tell you that Jesus and not least Paulus/Saul were both Jews?), so-called psychology, banking ("money lending"), the hippie-movement and all other ideologies and movements which are aimed to destroy and de-construct all nations in Europe. Behind each and every one of them you will find a Jew (or some times a Freemason)!

"How could you miss that out, Mr. Breivik?

"Working for the Jews, are you Mr. Breivik, to unite all European right-wing extremists under your false banner? To make sure the focus on the Jewish enemy of Europe is moved to something else? Or maybe you don't even know that you have been used by sinister Jews?

"So now not only Christians kill Muslims, and vice versa. Right wing extremists are supposed to kill left-wing extremists too – and vice versa I assume? Is that the plan? You did this to recruit and make even the right-wing extremists fight for the Jews?

"benefits from this? Israel does! The Jews do! None of our aggression will be directed at them – were it all should be directed. We will be fighting each other instead, whilst they move about in the background, out of the spotlight, and profit from our suffering, and in secret tighten the chains of slavery around our waists and ankles.

"Oh, and by the way; true nationalists don't kill children of their own nation, even if someone tries to brainwash them, like AUF did. They were not (yet) Marxist extremists; they were just children.
Varg Vikernes
Bergen the 24th of July 2011"

lol wut

45 comments:

  1. Glenn Beck is the Varg Vikernes of the USA.

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  2. Varg is an idiot. Anyone who associates himself with him by listening to and/or enjoying his horrible music is also an idiot (with bad taste).

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  3. WitchfyndeFinder7/31/2011 3:26 PM

    Well, thank Satan for music piracy, else I'd have to give money to this nutcase for his music. He makes me look sane.

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  4. Wow, what a huge load of shit.

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  5. I still can't help but wonder why he hasn't been featured in South Park yet. He's like a real life Eric Cartman! Whiny, annoying and he hates everything. Yet it's so amusing to look at because he's so stupid that everything he does is self-defeating.

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  6. Ahmed you mad 'cause you're a sandnigger and inherently inferior.

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  7. Im quite a big fan of varg and ive bought quite abit of his music. But this blog made me just lol surely must be trolling

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  8. Hey I like Varg, and he's actually pretty fucking smart. But so was Hitler...

    Seriously though, the last line actually made Varg seem like a normal person. He just doesn't like Jews. Now while most people don't hate Jews, how many can actually say they *like* them? They haven't really offered us much except for bagels.

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  9. At least he has a very speciffic theory about everything... Kind of far-fetched but when the whole world asks himself why would a man just go and kill 87 innocent people, Varg already knew the answer! (strangelly every one of his theories latelly has to do w/ Jews...)

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  10. Varg is either really stupid (most likely the case) or a genius irl troll (most likely not the case). I will say that he has released some decent music over the years, but as someone mentioned earlier, thank goodness for music piracy. Even if I ever wanted to get a Burzum shirt, I would go out of my way to make sure it's bootlegged so he wouldn't receive a dime from it.

    He is pretty lulzy though.

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  11. Black kid wearing the Burzum shirt. "What? You're trying to tell me Varg is a Nazi? I don't believe that.

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  12. a paragraph about how awesome jail life in norway is and then a copy paste with a lol wut, goddamnit this fish has no meat on it, throw it back in the fucking river.

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  13. There is literally nothing more I could have added to this tirade that makes it sound worse than it already is. Varg doesn't need anyone's help in pointing out how fucking psycho he is.

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  14. But suddenly,
    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/39238675/Burzum+Varg+smiling+at+judge+sentence.png

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  16. Obviously he is trying to boost his record sales. That or postpone the production of the Lords of Chaos movie.

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  17. I don't think Varg is crazy, just misinformed. The real menace of the world is left-wing Liberals. Liberals are trying to undo humanity's work in creating civilization. Liberals would have us sit around in loin cloths and eat grass like filthy savages. The right's only flaw is religion.

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  18. Wearing glasses, a watch and a collared shirt beneath a burzum shirt should be punishable by slow torture and eventually death

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  19. ...before you talk out your ass.

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  20. NotWorthyofMetal8/01/2011 10:38 AM

    Black Ambient sucks anyways.

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  21. He's upset that this guy outplayed him as Norway's public enemy numero uno. Suddenly dumbass church burners seem pretty docile compared to christian fundamentalists. The irony.

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  22. I think Iron Swan is right.

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  23. Nice plug for Varg, Burzum kicks ass.

    Also 'Brenocide', this is your first failure of a post. You clearly do not know anything about Varg which is clearly why you posted so little. His assesment is spot on. Jews are a horrid breed of human, and do not deserve life. Their views are infectious bullshit which is why just about every country throughout history has banished/hated them.

    Stick to what you know, which is making fun of horrid butt rock and false metal, which I must add you do quite well.

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  24. Sorry. Next time I should leave the antisemitism to the experts. The quintessential evil that is Judaism is just a concept so advanced, that a simpleton like me couldn't possibly comprehend it. In fact, I'm being paid by Jews to say this. In fact, I was just paid by a Jew to say that sarcastically.

    There is no escape from their nasty Jew clutches, Lars. I guess your only option now is to kill yourself.

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  25. Sounds like Lars is keeping tabs on your failure posts Brenocide. If this is your first, he's expecting a second. Continue to disappoint him.

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  26. Thank you for defending a fellow brother in arms, Lars. It's not right to let the likes of these jew dogs drag a brilliant man like Varg through their internet jew street gutters.

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  27. kingcarcas13498/03/2011 4:57 AM

    I guess it shouldn't be surprising with extreme music you will find extreme views of the world, but i love this shit. Always fun to trip out on youtube, forums or whatever seeing all the bat shit crazy psychos who are metalheads. Why it's best not to label yourself.

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  28. @ssAkaerB: Brenocide can speak for himself. Don't be a cheerleader now.

    @ Mel Gibson: I see what you did there. Fuck christians too, it's just another variant of the jewish religion as is islam.

    Guess I'm not 'open-minded' enough. Oh well, at least I know what I stand for and am not afraid to say it. Keep paying your taxes though. Israel needs billions of all your tax money in tribute even while your country fails. Thank goodness I'm leaving this shit-hole in a few months.

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  29. @Lars Oh, I was speaking for Brenocide? So putting his name down in a sentence of mine is cheerleading and backing him up? Yeah, ok.

    Good luck finding that perfect country. What's it called again?

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  30. Lars, you mean abrahamic religion. Judaism has more meaning as an ethnicity now then as an ideology anyway. That's varg's little quip with jews. Is a guy named goldstein still jewish if he goes to mass?

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    other reason I think he hates jews ethnically rather than ideologically: he hates everything not white and blonde. If you have brown eyes he'll still talk to you even though you're 'impure'

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  31. mayhemmaelstrom8/07/2011 5:56 PM

    So, Varg spouting his ever changing views again? And what's with the summer Santa look for him? He needs to go and shoot Anders for trying to usurp the limelight from him. I mean, isn't that what he did to Euronymous? Because Erroneous was more "eeeeeeeviiiiiiil" than Varg, I mean Count Grishnockaluffagus?

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  32. Erroneous? Sounds like a false.

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  33. mayhemmaelstrom8/08/2011 7:09 AM

    It's a smartphone fuckup, not a false. Sorry if I cannot make a mistake. And anyway, guess Euronymous was erroneous for trusting Vargina the Viking

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  34. Well, I respect and like his music, but he's a motherfucking racist douchebag. I don't think anyone takes his words seriously [except for other motherfucking racist douchebags].

    Funny thing is, he's not the first one to say this. I have seen other people pointing out exactly the same things he said about Breivik's "manifest" before.

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  35. Varg is probably one of the least intelligent people in the whole metal community (which he doesn't even deserve to be in) and this delusional text he wrote speaks for itself. Also, Burzum is one of the most overrated bands of our time. Burzum sucks ass and is only liked by black metal n00bs and posers.

    @Lars Miktadlia, it's not so much that you're not open-minded enough, it's more about the fact that you're a fucking idiot. Jews are not to be bothered about, muslims are (and evangelical christians). They're all religious and deserves to get erased from this planet, but jews are the least dangerous of them.

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  36. Miss Malevolence8/12/2011 7:27 PM

    I think it's hilarious and arbitrary how (at least in public or on the Internet) many metalheads are with their morality.

    "Death and torture and rape and cannibalism and hating christians to the point of burning down churches fuck the establishment war is awesome monsters are great BUT DON'T YOU DARE CALL BLACK PEOPLE THE N-WORD THAT'S JUST RUDE AND UNCALLED-FOR!!"

    Ha ha ha you fucks don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to moral indignation. And seriously, is singing about white supremacy REALLY that much worse than songs called "Blood Of Christians On My Sword", "Killing For Recreation", "Homicidal Rant", "Eternal War", etc.? Call me crazy, but is making fun of someone for their nationality or skin color worse than straight up torture, rape, and murder?

    I mean, I realize racism is bad and wrong, but come on! I'd rather be bullied because I came from Iraq than have my fucking guts cut out and eaten right in front of me, which metalheads apparently have no issue with. Inconsistent moral code is inconsistent.

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  37. Right, because we are literally for raping and torturing people. We absolutely seriously condone those things just because bands sing about them. Just like how Wes Craven condones killing people because he writes horror movies.

    Keep looking Miss Malevolence. Maybe someday you'll find a fucking clue.

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  38. The Horrific Headbanger8/18/2011 7:44 AM

    OH EVERYBODY MAD

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  39. what utter fucking shit this article is and all false accusatory ramblings herein. Also, Varg the man, and Burzum the music are indeed seperate entities. Just cos i dig his music dont mean im down with his crazy ass ideas on the world. Im assuming you are just trying to be a funny prick - but instead you come off as a fucking bigoted asshole. Ill stick the the "Angry Black Metal Elitist" in the future. That dude IS funny.

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  40. I'm the bigoted asshole? You do realize Anonymous, that Varg wrote all of this? I literally copied and pasted it all from his website. Grow a clue you fucking tool.

    I did want to see if I could get Varg to write for my website, but so far he hasn't returned any of my e-mails. I think he believes his computer monitor is actually a stealth jew security camera, so he keeps away from it whenever possible. Perhaps you should follow suit.

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  41. Hmmm... He doesn't (I don't think) associate his socio-political views into his music, and his music (not all of it) is pretty good a lot of the time. Ergo, I have no problem with listening to it. Don't associate his hating jews with his music. Just listen to the goddamn MUSIC. If it's his songs in particular that you don't like, then OK, that's fine. But it bothers me when people refuse to listen to Burzum just because they don't agree with his socio-political (Nazi) views. (Not that I agree with him, but I digress - ) Focus on the actual songs and stop criticizing his skills as a MUSICIAN because you don't like his views on POLITICS. Seriously.

    Just sayin.

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  42. "Focus on the actual songs and stop criticizing his skills as a MUSICIAN because you don't like his views on POLITICS"

    Burzum non-ambient: slow arpeggios or repetitive tremolo picking. MAJESTIC AND ATMOSPHERIC LOL

    Burzum ambient: plink plink plonk plink. MAJESTIC AND ATMOSPHERIC LOL

    Both as a musician and as a thinker (lol) he's well below average.

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  44. Haters with too much time on their hands go from talking shit about mainstream faces to a not so mainstream individual such as a black metal artist. Focus this energy on something more positive!

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