Paul Di'anno has been touring while sitting in a chair because he can't get the surgery to repair his knees until next year, but unfortunately Paul has made a grave mistake. Singing metal while sitting in a chair IS NOT METAL. Still want to tour with chronic knee issues Paul? Deal with them. Stand up, lock your legs, lean on the mic, and sing. Have no equilibrium? Get a HEAVY fucking mic stand that can support your IMMENSE CRIPPLED WEIGHT. This isn't lounge music. You don't get to casually laze about while your band does all the work and you croon in your seat. Instead you stand and sing UNTIL YOUR LOWER BODY FALLS APART BENEATH YOU. Man up Paul, your fans deserve it.
Sagecutioner
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