Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Andy Sux at Stage Dives

Jump ahead to around 1:08 to watch Twinkle toes eat shit:



Hey Andy Six, know what's always good for rib pain? If you lick my butthole.

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  1. "Hey Andy Six, know what's always good for rib pain? If you lick my butthole."

    Classic!

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  2. I fucking love that. He and/or She should fall off of walls more often so I can laugh my ass off watching more videos of him and/or her breaking his and/or her ribs. I'm going to go listen to some good wholesome Autopsy now.

    -SA1

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  3. Ha, fucking love the amount of emo bullshit coming from that video "Get better soon Andy -hugs and kisses-" are you fucking with me? if you walked up to that plaster faced monstrosity of a "human being" and tried to give him a hug and kiss for his owwie, he would call the nearest flippy haired, silly band wearing body-guard to get you the fuck out of there, because he doesn't fucking know you. Don't pretend to have a close relationship with your teen idol.. actually no, do exactly that, because that's usually how they die, when crazy fucks like you get just a bit too close with them in your imagination.

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  4. Lol, I don't even know the guy but he still deseves to die becuase he looks like a shit a person took when he was eating rice.

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  5. this made my day ! thanks Brenocide

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  6. kingcarcas13496/22/2011 5:35 AM

    I saw a commercial for their album on fuel channel, how many bands do you know that have commercials?? "Available at Best Buy!".........hmmmm something is not right here...

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  7. Saw this on metal injection/sucks (Can't remember :D) made my day almost as much as being the most metal guy in the local CD shop, I did the crossed arms and tutted when they picked up suicide silence CD's as I purchased Anaal Nathrakh's newest album (Passion)

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  8. haha, thanks man, I needed a good laugh. One of the best part's about the video is that there are more likes than dislikes. For all the love the comment section is spewing they're sure not showing it.

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  9. What a fucking idiot!!! He totally deserved that! Why would you attempt to jump like that?
    I laughed my ass off, and yes, like his fans say, I am sadistic. More power to me! \m/

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  10. I read the interview where he talked about how he was thinking that he could push himself from the ledge to land on the other ledge. Yeah, noodle arms. That'll work.

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  11. Crying in the front row
    Crowd begins to whine
    And there's tears upon the stage
    Bang you womb against the stage
    And gimmicks takes its price
    Bonded by suck!

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  12. Is this taking place in a mall? Right outside a Hot Topic I'd venture to guess.

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  13. Too bad we didn't get to see his head bang against the stage. Baloff would've loved to see this.

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  14. Man, I had the unfortunate experience of editing a picture of him so that he looked like some kind of kid trying to look surprised and "random". When I edited the picture I realized his skin is vein-covered and grey! I have never seen a metalhead with grey skin, but grey skin is common for emos. Or glam metal emos. It has the most disgusting look I've ever seen. I'm SO happy I've never seen that boy shirtless. He has anorexia, which is going to equal the most disgusting sight ever, though that boy isn't above showing it off.

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