Tool hoodie guys all have their own little differences, but are ultimately the same. Here are some distinguishing features to look out for:
- Disheveled goatee or chin beard.
- Wearing an over-sized black, hooded sweatshirt with a Tool logo on it.
- Loose-fitting jeans or in worst cases, bondage pants.
- A hunched stature, lacking in confidence
- Stands around quietly smiling or smoking a cigarette while the rest of you and metal friends talk about music.
Nobody really knows just how big of a fan he is of Tool, because nobody in his company actually likes, or wants to talk about a band that lost all relevance a decade ago. However, one must assume his dedication to them must be very serious, seeing as how he is going to wear that one hoodie every day, from summer's end until next spring. Although it is faded from years of typical wear and tear, we can only assume that as his only piece of outerwear, it is washed a minimal number of times.
Shrouded in mystery, scientists can only guess at what Tool hoodie guy says when approached with the intent to communicate. Hypotheses have been thrown around, such as how he would describe how those ignorant radio listeners who like the song "Schism" don't actually 'get it', or how A Perfect Circle 'had a lot of potential'.
Although he seems like a good natured individual, and may enjoy listening to and playing true Heavy Metal as much as the next guy; due to his constant silence and the band name on his hoodie, we're just going to have to take the safe route and assume that there isn't anything metal about this individual.