Where the hell was Metal Club when I was in High School? You better believe I would have been president, and I would have thrown everyone out except me, for the sole purpose of avoiding retarded nonsense like this ever happening. You can guarantee that none of these queefs would have even been handed an application to my metal club, let alone been accepted.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Heaping Helping of Failure for the "Metal Club"
Oh my god.
Where the hell was Metal Club when I was in High School? You better believe I would have been president, and I would have thrown everyone out except me, for the sole purpose of avoiding retarded nonsense like this ever happening. You can guarantee that none of these queefs would have even been handed an application to my metal club, let alone been accepted.
This is what metal without rules looks like. It looks like a tribal flame button-up shirt circa 2002. Why are big stupid Hot Topic bondage pants the official stage garb of the Kr MCC Metal Club? Do the guys on stage have to be there in the back fake moshing because they didn't bring a dumb enough outfit? If all these kids are supposedly metal fans, why isn't there a single one out of the bunch that didn't realize that this was the worst idea possible? I have nothing but questions about what's going on here it seems, much like these young, unfortunate viewers at Fairwood Elementary.
I think Metal is kind of hard to play when you don't have the one instrument that defines it.
Where the hell was Metal Club when I was in High School? You better believe I would have been president, and I would have thrown everyone out except me, for the sole purpose of avoiding retarded nonsense like this ever happening. You can guarantee that none of these queefs would have even been handed an application to my metal club, let alone been accepted.
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