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| Hey Xasthur, this is what an X looks like: "X". Try it some time. |
I don't really see the appeal in penning up yourself a band logo that nobody can read. Sure, it looks cool. Do you know what else looks cool? A shark. If you don't want to show people the name of your band, but just want to show them something that looks cool, just hand them a picture of a shark. Good luck promoting yourself as cool shark picture.
Those aren't words, no matter what you tell anyone or want anyone to believe. They're just a picture of some shit that's curling and jagged and spiky and looks badass. Don't get me wrong for a minute here,
I can appreciate that. But if you're going to draw a picture of a mess of white branches, don't treat me like I didn't take the amount of elementary school education to realize it doesn't actually say
"Korgonthurus". Try drawing the
Slayer logo on the front of a notebook. How long did it take you? 12 seconds tops to angle it right? Now next to that, draw me the logo for
Waking the Cadaver. I'll call your family to let them know not to worry...
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There is no K, O, R, G, O, N, T, H, U, R, U or S in this picture.
That's just a goddamn tree. |
I'm going to assume that a garbled, nonsensical band logo is some obscene way to keep your band as
kvlt and underground as humanly possible. After all, nobody can spread the good word about a band who's name is indiscernible to the naked human eye. It's the perfect way to keep your metal band a bad inside joke among your 3 or 4 close personal friends. After all, if you make any effort to promote your band whatsoever, like making a logo that's literately understandable,
you're a false poseur sellout.
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| "Forgotten Band" |
So in the tradition of the unreadable band logo, I would like to introduce to everyone the name of my up and coming future solo project:
