Within the electronic confines of this blog is hidden the one true path to true metaldom. So brutal and kvlt are these truths that the Gods themselves forebode anyone to speak of them and rained down fiery death from Valhalla to those that did. This blog is so metal that it went back in time and melted Hitler's face off. It even caused a small village in Norway to sink into the sea. Many small children and cute puppies died."
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You could all learn a lot from Matt.