Do you enjoy Tool and just hate on their douchy fanboys? If so, what about Maynard's other projects? - Stefan, from VA
No, I don't enjoy listening to Tool, not anymore anyway. I consider them to be pretty dull, albeit more musically complex and progressive than anything else the radio will play. I feel like most metalheads start out going through this pre-metal phase at a younger age when the only music available to them is the hard rock that's playing on the radio and the music videos you'd see on television. Back during that awkward, musical larval stage, I did like listening to Tool, and I'm always going to have to regard and respect that. Once I discovered bigger and better things, however, I easily put them past me. So I consider Tool to be an entry level rock group at best. Also, Tool fanboys hardly invoke such a strong feeling in me as "hate". I can't think of a group of fans less intimidating. The last time I had a run-in with a Tool fan, I was distracting the poor kid from his pre-algebra homework. As for Maynard's side projects, I'm only vaguely familiar with A Perfect Circle, and it didn't really do much more for me either.
Is Slipknot real metal?
- Davidson
Is there anything that annoys you about Iron Maiden?
- Leftos, from the UK
I'm probably the only guy in the entire metal community that likes Iron Maiden's newer material just a tiny bit more than their classics. Sacrilege, I know. But in regards to new Maiden, there's only so many times I can listen to a chorus in one song. How many times do we hear the chorus in "The Longest Day"? Seven times? The chorus is like the entire song.
What is the most unmetal job ever?
- Joe
Concert security. You make ruining all the fun of being a metalhead into a fulltime job. You pop the beach balls we bounce, break up the hardest mosh pits, grab and shove the crowd surfers, chase off all the stage divers. Take our drugs and cigarettes. You're a professional killjoy. Kreator could be destroying it up on stage behind you, and you wouldn't even so much as glance back. You just stand there with your ear plugs stuffed in your skull, looking annoyed and like you can't wait to go home and beat your wife. Are there cool venue bouncers out there? Maybe. I just haven't met any.
At what point does Black Metal start trying too hard? Are Dimmu or Marduk good examples?
- Trey, from MA
Black metal is a genre rampant with the act of trying too hard. I think putting on corpse paint alone is going way past overdoing it, and for some goddamn reason, that's now the standard. Black metal has become this oversaturated "who can be the spookiest" contest where the entire genre is just rife with gimmicks and ludicrous imagery. Whoever wears the most spikes and loves Satan the best wins. I think being sacrilegious kind of loses its meaning when its done to the point of being an ideology in of itself, don't you think? Dimmu Borgir just puts on the amount of stupid crap that other black metal bands would if they could afford it.
But no matter how many satanic images and tortured women Dimmu Borgir hurl my way, nothing is going to creep me out quite like Galder's mustache...
You are funny AND smart.
ReplyDeleteThats not metal !
Would ^true^ metal fan say.
;)
Neither is that smiley !!!
Anyway great blog/site. I agree whit you in many perspectives. I admire your ability to write something that interesting about themes i would answer just whit yes or no ..hehe. I bet u read a lot.
I also like that so many things interests you.
Keep up the good work !
@Black Metal:
ReplyDeleteFirst: I like myself some Black Metal. Like Secrets of the Moon or even Immortal are cool in their way.
But I hate Black Metal when musicians or fans say that black metal need to be raw. And their records just sounds like shit recorded in a garage.
That's because in order to be KVLT you need to record your album in your toolshed with a drum machine and that gibson you bought at your neighbors garage sale that hasn't been intonated since 1968.
ReplyDeleteSo, if Slipknot isn't metal, and Slipknot fans wear zipper pants... Then zipper pants aren't metal?? What the fuck am I wearing then???
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ReplyDeleteSlipknot for me was a gateway to real metal, but once I got into real metal, I couldn't go back. I don't really like Black Metal at all except for Carach Angren.
ReplyDeleteI like a lot of Black Metal, but only the bands who have their own original sound. There are countless Black Metal bands out there, and 97% of them all sound like Darkthrone rip offs. I'm mostly into Folk and Pagan metal now (Not sure if that is "true" Metal to you, but I don't give a rat's ass), because it has the most feeling. The people in it actually can convey themselves through the music, without trying to be "grim" or whatever nonsense Black Metal musicians try to be. Same with the Death Metal kids trying to be "brutal" when they live with their parents and get tucked in at night. Although there are a bunch of Folk Metal bands that are in it for novelty or because it's the cool thing now. That's the biggest problem with a lot of metal; everyone tries to sound like everyone else, because that particular sound is the coolest or whatever. I can't stand unoriginal bands. I've even been listening to a lot of non-metal bands, like Alcest and traditional European Folk music, because of all the d-bags who have infiltrated metal. It makes a lot of it very uninteresting.
ReplyDeleteSo anyways, great blog. I agree with most of your posts.
Hail Metal, and keep the dark flame burning!
Is Slipknot metal? Fuck NO.
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