In my last Q&A, it was brought to my attention that I accidentally called early 80's band D.R.I a neo-thrash band. The guy who asked me his question about 80's crossover bands worded it kind of odd when he mentioned DRI, and yeah I'll admit it, I haven't heard of them before and got confused. So after smashing my laptop and vowing never to write another blog as long I drew air into my lungs, I drunkenly stumbled downtown in the street with my shirt unbuttoned pouring a bottle of whiskey down my face, furiously sobbing about my egregious error until a truck hit me. After the cops found me in a pile of broken glass and vomit, passed out in an alley, barely alive, they kicked me in the stomach, took my wallet and made me go home. A broken man, and an empty shell of my former self, I put my laptop back together with duct tape and and razor blades to cut my hands upon each use as a sufficient form of punishment for my crime against metal. I checked out the other metal sites who know better than to make reasonable human mistakes like I did. That's when I saw a video of black metal band Satyricon performing live at a fashion show in Norway with runway models strutting around them while they were playing their shitty post-sellout black and roll music.
Cleary, there is still work to be done.
