All of us on the hard rock internet community shared a collective LOL when we saw a photo of Danzig walking from the store with some cat supplies. The thought of someone that portrays himself as being so dark and sinister on his hands and knees scooping cat turds was an image I couldn't stop playing back through my mind. It was a reminder that even someone so revered and worshiped as Glen Danzig has his painfully human moments along with the rest of us. Apparently, the tale of Danzig's woes as a simple man are far from over. A leaked IM chat between a confirmed Danzig neighbor and his friend sheds some light on the personal struggle that is living as, and next to Danzig:
Apparently when it comes to home maintenance, Danzig is more concerned with the state of his expensive, black Jaguar than he is with his living quarters. Many people were skeptical whether or not the chat had any hold on reality... Soon however, photographic evidence of Danzig and his supposed pile of bricks started popping up on the web:
A quick run on Google Image Search confirmed this was indeed the property of a one Glen Danzig, as well as this cryptozoological-esque photo of him being spotted hosing down his Jag:
Video proof of Danzig hollering while throwing his bricks into a dumpster is the new holy grail of the internet. This is beyond hilarious.