All of us on the hard rock internet community shared a collective LOL when we saw a photo of Danzig walking from the store with some cat supplies. The thought of someone that portrays himself as being so dark and sinister on his hands and knees scooping cat turds was an image I couldn't stop playing back through my mind. It was a reminder that even someone so revered and worshiped as Glen Danzig has his painfully human moments along with the rest of us. Apparently, the tale of Danzig's woes as a simple man are far from over. A leaked IM chat between a confirmed Danzig neighbor and his friend sheds some light on the personal struggle that is living as, and next to Danzig:
Apparently when it comes to home maintenance, Danzig is more concerned with the state of his expensive, black Jaguar than he is with his living quarters. Many people were skeptical whether or not the chat had any hold on reality... Soon however, photographic evidence of Danzig and his supposed pile of bricks started popping up on the web:
A quick run on Google Image Search confirmed this was indeed the property of a one Glen Danzig, as well as this cryptozoological-esque photo of him being spotted hosing down his Jag:
Video proof of Danzig hollering while throwing his bricks into a dumpster is the new holy grail of the internet. This is beyond hilarious.
Funny but he was never metal, he was punk
ReplyDeleteWhat's more hilarious is that the pile of bricks is about as tall as he is.
ReplyDeleteNotice the violation in the first picture. Wearing your own band merch.
ReplyDeleteI knew that house reminded me of one I've seen. First I thought it was the house on "Them" by King Diamond. Then I thought, "maybe it's 'The House of Seven Gables.'" Then I remembered.
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Ta fuck......why did he have to ditch the misfits, what a bum man you could be hanging with Jerry.....
ReplyDeleteIt looks like he was going to do something with the bricks, but perhaps was a bit busy or the contractor or whoever wasnt doing what they should have been.. who knows what was really going on.. all you can do is go by what he does or says outside, and personally, if people are up my ass about something I dont have much control over at the time, I would be pissed as well. I personally enjoy him, and if I lived in CA, I would love to have him as a neighbor.. met him once, and yes, hes short.. course so am I... he doesnt age the best, but over 20 years since I met him and hes still my heart throb so I am biased.. BTW, its a stack of bricks, not a "pile".. when I first started reading, it came off like it was an eyesore pile.. like broken bricks and crap.. thats not the case at all.. Im sure he was frustrated with whatever the issue was... oh well..
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, a house that looks like that isn't an "issue"?? lol. Would love to see how your home looks like and how you take care of your things. Seriously take off the blinders fanboy. Either he is trying to keep up on the whole dark brooding mysterious thing or just plain lazy and filthy. If you think being lazy and living in filth is great then you have fing issues.
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