But seriously though... Japan just got their shit ruined by an earthquake/tsunami/nuclear meltdown three for one special. They're having a pretty sucky time. Any little bit you can contribute to get our brothers and sisters from the Far East back on their feet would make an immeasurable difference for the better. What were you going to do with that money anyways? Take a hot girl out to dinner? Who are you kidding?
If you would like to donate to the cause, please click here to visit Google Crisis Response. You might feel better about yourself for once.