Sunday, March 13, 2011

Amon Amarth cover SOAD. NOT METAL

At the beginning of the month, I made the audacious claim that I could get in a fist fight with all the members of Amon Amarth and barely not die, because they would do something as unmetal as wear their own band merch. Right at this moment, I am angry and ashamed enough to win the fight. WTF is this shit:


Amon Amarth has always been one of my favorite metal acts, and from the greatness of Surtur Rising I have heard thus far, this isn't going to change anything; but where do they find the inspiration to cover an MTV suck rock favorite? Did they just want to take the worst possible song they could find and try and make it awesome? Let me know what you think in the comments below, especially if you disagree with me about this so I can fully recognize who isn't metal.

15 comments:

  1. While I agree that SOAD is pretty NOT fucking metal, I love Amon Amarth too much to be angry at them even if they did cover such a shit dick song... Though I'm kind of glad I didn't pre-order the iTunes version that the song is on.

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  2. What a coincidence, I was listening to Amon Amarth when I read this.

    I feel like I don't want to go back to the album I was listening to, but at the same time I want to listen to something good to get that out of my mind...

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  3. I probably would have like this in 9th grade. This is sad because i had a really shitty taste in music back then. Luckily they buried this turd under several good tracks.

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  4. That's why you put the shit track as a bonus.

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  5. I thought it was pretty gay when they let the CoB guitarist have a guest appearance on their last album too. And it was pretty unmetal when Behemoth covered Nine Inch Nails. But every metal band makes those horrible mistakes that they are (should be) ashamed of.

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  6. They would have been better served taking a Kanye West song and making a Death Metal song out of it, kind of in the nature of Turisas covering Rasputin. Even better, Rick Astley, then they could be like techno-viking. This isn't a fun song to listen to and only raises my blood pressure in a bad way. I don't want to brave death in the name of Odin over this song, I want to go to the promoter and demand my $25 back and drive home.

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  7. Covering pop songs with growls is a staple of trendy shitcore bands. I prefer this to Kanye West, but I'd prefer another original (or just no extra songs at all) to this cover.

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  8. It gets better near the end. Pretty alright.

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  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bml8x5dyBbg

    That explains it. Trey gets some credit he brought it to my attention, i just found the video.

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  10. I don't know man, I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously. Not like they're trying to be SOAD.

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  11. Sad state of affairs, even i didn't have a "shitty nu-metal phase" where i liked these bands........at least that one band that covered the Offsprings "smash" that was a band i was into back in the day........

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  12. you and ya little buddies can suck ma dik, SOAD is a legend. amon amarth is paying tribute unlike you emo faggets. kingcarcas can suck mah dik also. fuk yo quotation marks and your monkey rapist ways

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  13. I think it's to make fun of it.

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  14. I know SOAD aren't metal but I respect them for what they are and what they play. They are hard to classify and shouldn't be boxed into any broad genre.
    Though there fans are fags, the band is pretty cool. I don't think Amon Amarth covering them makes them any less metal.

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