Sunday, April 10, 2011

Sweet Ink Bra

A consistent theme in the metal/deathcore subgenres is the musician's love for having an astronomical amount of ink covering their bodies. Not to say there aren't dudes in true metal with their share of tattoos, but it seems like the modern metal poseurs all have some strange obsession with egregious body art running up their neck and scribbled across their bare nipples. There's so many doodles all over some of these dude's epidermis, that it looks like just a sea of color from far away. So let's have Suicide Silence frontman Mitch Lucker break down (npi) for us the intricate meanings and personal sentiment between each one of his tattoos:

"I don't know why I got an owl. They go 'hoo-hoo' and stuff..." 

Of course we can't bring up a scrawny, malnourished body covered in meaningless tattoos without inviting BMTH's Oli Sykes to the party:

I guess when you have twizzlers for arms, getting a pair of full-sleeves done is quite a bargain in tattoo work by the hour. Compared to the rest of us, who've carried a six pack or two at some point in our lives and have limbs that aren't comparable to that of a 14-year-old girl.


  1. I can't wait until these guys finish their music career and realize how retarded they are.

  2. ^ I just can't wait until these guys finish their 'music' career

  3. The first one was dumb, but the second one made me feel really gay and I had to shut it off. Draw me a picture on paper and I'll take a look. I don't want to stare at your naked body and go "Oh cool, it's Mrs. Butterworths with a skull face because you like pancakes."

  4. Por Que no Taco4/11/2011 6:55 PM

    covering up your entire body with tattoos is ridiculous by itself.

  5. Ayyy-yiinngg, wtf did he say? But yah, with all those needles i'm sure one of um is bound to have AIDS, not surprised we start seeing these dudes on "LA Ink" or whatever....

  6. I will admit, I am a scrawny fuck, and I do plan on getting a lot of tattoo work, being a huge fan of tattoos, assuming I can ever afford the fucking things, tattoo work is obscenely expensive in Seattle, but every tattoo I plan on getting has a specific purpose, and a specific meaning to me, and unless I can manage to pack on some pounds, probably won't go for much in the way of stuff on my arms. For instance, my only current tattoo, a gnome-type dude on my side, was designed by my dad and is a family bond I share with him and my younger brother.

  7. D'you get the idea that these guys are incredibly uncomfortable, and feel kind of ashamed? It's like they're realising how stupid their meaningless ink is right in front of the cameras. And that Sykes bloke, has his voice not broken yet? Those jeans can't be allowing his testicles to descent.

    And he's got a fucking cock drawn on his leg next to the words "Eat Shit". Fuck me what a dumb cunt he looks, he looks like a particularly popular toilet door.

  8. Fuck up you losers! You have no resetc for these guys! So what you think they look gay- tell it to their face, they won't give a fuck! It's their choice not yours. Look away if you dont like it.

    1. I don't have any "resetc" for people who barely know English trying to put people down in it. I think you're the one who should "fuck up" here.

  9. This is some fucked up shit. Mitch was too lazy to explain what his tattoos meant. He even said that himself, he didnt want to go in to extra time during the interview. Anyways, if you watch Mitch Lucker's interview for his tattoos on Pitcam.TV, you'd see that his tattoos has important meanings. Well, wouldn't you gets tattoo of an animal you love if you wanted to? Yes you would. He likes that they go "hoot hoot". Lol that's cute of him. Well, anyways. His tattoo on his left arm (shoulder below) is a Japanese monkey or monster I believe holding pedophiles in his hands (which means that he's keeping them away from kids) because below that picture, he has Kenadee's (his daughter's) tattoo right under there. So he's protecting Kenadee from pedophiles. Unfortunately, he died 6 months ago so he can no longer do that but I'm pretty sure than Jolie (his wife) will. As for that, I have no explanation for Oli Sykes's penis tattoo but it's art, right? Anyone can get whatever they want, it doesn't ALWAYS have to mean something.
    R.I.P Mitch Lucker, you will be missed.
    Fuck your haters :P

  10. R.I.P Mitch Lucker. Stomp in Heaven <3


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