Thursday, April 7, 2011

I'm really drunk and I started writing stuff anyway.

Burzum. Who cares. Oh I burned some churches down and murdered somebody. And when Metal Injection tip-toes around me in an interview, I get all pissed when somebody calls me black metal and shit all over Norwegian folk music when my sucky vocals get compared to it. Shove it you egotistical horse dick. You're musically a nobody. "The rules were made pretty clear this time around: no inquiries about prison". Here's an inquiry for you Vargy, how did things go for you in the several years you spent in that day spa Norway calls a prison, thinking about all the naughty stuff you did before they released someone so criminally retarded like you back on the streets? Where I come from, after brutally murdering somebody, you don't get to sit in a cell, writing mediocre lyrics for a decade and a half. You get a needle in your arm pumped full of toxins, where the loved ones of the person you took from them watch as you get what you deserve. But thank god you got out safe to make some more overrated, underproduced music that you probably don't even like. But don't call it black metal, because it's not. It's just the super special Varg Vikernes specific sub genre that he made up all by himself that happens to sound exactly like... oh wait, black metal.

Nice hat, asstard.
Why don't you find the latest creepy-looking goth font plug-in on Microsoft Word and call it a band logo? Enjoy not playing live for anyone because it makes you a "poser". Everybody shut the hell up about Burzum forever.

In other news, this guy is raising my illegitimate child, just like most of you:


Hell yes. Good night everyone. 

13 comments:

  1. Fucking Varg is just a whiny bitch! At last someone with enough balls to destroy his ego.

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  2. He doesn't make black metal anymore, but he definitely did, and that's what he's argued didn't happen in past interviews. Now he makes some dark ambient electronica shit.

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  3. You definitely need to do every post drunk from now on.

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  4. Everyone that doesn't record their music on an old Nokia cell phone is a poser in my book.

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  5. RacistTrveNecroGuy4/08/2011 5:20 AM

    How can you be trve without liking Burzum.

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  6. lol Ecnelis, "someone had the balls to destroy his ego"?.. Black metal is all about ego.
    Yeah, I'm sure Varg reads every half-drunk opinion and afterwards he's an emotional reck, right?
    Thats why he's been the stubborn s.o.b for almost 20 years now eh? (idiot)

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  7. Yeah I know he won't read this, but what i meant was that Brenocide is the only person i've read that doesn't idolize him. Every time I've read about Varg is "Oh shit Varg is mah idulz lolz trv cvlt black metolz"

    So deal with that n.rigas
    By the way, is so gay starting a post with the word "lol" (you're a fucing idiot)

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  8. Sure Varg may be a sorry excuse of a person, but Belus and Fallen were still pretty damn decent black metal albums.

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  9. I don't care what anyone says, Varg is pretty cool. He's really smart, and Fallen is easily one of his greatest albums yet. People who idolize him are the reason he doesn't like to be called Black Metal anyway. Varg's a good guy. He started to fight back in self defense, but his Viking spirit rose up in him and he ended up taking it a little too far... But hey, what can you do right?

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  10. I think Burzum is a pretty cool guy. eh stabs his bandmates and burns down churches and doesnt afraid of anything...

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  11. I'm so raising my kids on Satyricon.

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  12. It's funny when people fellate the guy, but i bet if he had the chance he'd send a bomb to you in the mail (i heard he did this to some Israeli) Props to the Mayhem dude who called him out in Metal:AHJ saying he just destroyed his heritage, that's what he really did by burning down churches. In your younger years you might think it's cool as shit but eventually you grow up and see what an asshat people are, and in this case one who made techno wannabe metal. I remember on his blog reading he was too cool to hang out with the metalheads so he would hit the clubs and pick up on disco chicks lol. Of course this doesn't mean that i didn't enjoy his first albums.......but guess what, bands imitate you and eventually do what you did BETTER, sorry.

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