Burzum. Who cares. Oh I burned some churches down and
murdered somebody. And when
Metal Injection tip-toes around me in an interview, I get all pissed when somebody calls me black metal and shit all over Norwegian folk music when my sucky vocals get compared to it. Shove it you egotistical horse dick. You're musically a nobody.
"The rules were made pretty clear this time around: no inquiries about prison". Here's an inquiry for you Vargy, how did things go for you in the several years you spent in that day spa Norway calls a prison, thinking about all the naughty stuff you did before they released someone so criminally retarded like you back on the streets? Where I come from, after brutally murdering somebody, you don't get to sit in a cell, writing mediocre lyrics for a decade and a half. You get a needle in your arm pumped full of toxins, where the loved ones of the person you took from them watch as you
get what you deserve. But thank god you got out safe to make some more overrated, underproduced music that you probably don't even like. But don't call it black metal, because it's not. It's just the super special Varg Vikernes specific sub genre that he made up all by himself that happens to sound exactly like... oh wait,
black metal.
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| Nice hat, asstard. |
Why don't you find the latest creepy-looking goth font plug-in on Microsoft Word and call it a band logo? Enjoy not playing live for anyone because it makes you a "poser". Everybody shut the hell up about Burzum forever.
In other news, this guy is raising my illegitimate child, just like most of you:
Hell yes. Good night everyone.
