After I looked at their class photo-sized band photos, you'll be surprised to hear that Woe Is Me is actually a 7-piece. Newsflash bands: If you need two guys to do nothing but sing vocals, you're doing it wrong. It's not like screamo vocals are anything close to difficult or require any actual special talent to do. That one guy with the 10-year-old boy haircut who sings like an auto-tuned Michael Jackson could just as easily try sounding like a house cat in heat and replace the other dude altogether. This is just a case of the Slipknots where we have to let all of our buddies into the band so we can all be rad and famous together. Also, where do you shitty jun-jun-jun bands get off thinking you need more than one guitarist? Forget breakdowns, it's time for some lay-offs. Consider playing your music efficiently, and realize you have 3-4 more members than you need to make this shitty music.
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER FIRE. |
Special thanks to Stuff You Will Hate for enjoying bands like this, and sharing them, so I can subsequently share them and hate them.
Please no autotune in metal plz. :(
ReplyDeleteScrew getting a bigger fire. We need an army with flamethrowers!
ReplyDeleteWhen I see and hear things like this, I die a little inside.
ReplyDeleteThis is from my state. I'm moving.
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ReplyDeleteThese 'core' bands just keep spreading like a disease
ReplyDeleteIts just a fad it will pass... it will pass... it will... *crawls to a fetal position*
ReplyDeleteOh, it's metal alright. BAD metal...really, really, REALLY BAD metal...
ReplyDeleteplease, please, please don't get me started on Autotune. As an audio engineer, AUTOTUNE IS THE SINGLE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY! and no, this crap isn't metal. I didn't even have to watch the video to tell you that. that band photo told me pretty accurately what kind of tripe these assholes play, and it most certainly is not metal. It can barely be passed for music. I don't care how talented the musicians are, how well they can play their instruments, because if they were truly good musicians they would not waste their talent thusly. I swear, I fucking hate people...
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