Friday, April 29, 2011

New Black Dahlia Murder Music You Probably Won't Like


Here's why most metal elitists don't like Michigan Death Metal band, The Black Dahlia Murder:
  • They're from America. That's usually it... 
  • They formed in 2001. 
  • They have members with tattoos, short hair, and gauges.
  • They have kind of a frilly sounding, sentence-long name.
  • "Because they're deathcore man. This is deathcore. Nope, deathcore, they're deathcore, yeah that's deathcore. Yup."
Here's why you should like The Black Dahlia Murder:


They're actually pretty awesome, and so is their brand new track "Moonlight Equilibrium" off their equally brand new album, "Ritual". An album that I will be very eager to steal buy upon it's June 21st release.

In case you aren't on the up and up with your true metal statuses, and want to bitch about The Black Dahlia Murder being anything but a death metal band; TNM readers voted, and granted TBDM a pass through the gates of bona fide death metal on my blog several months ago. Then again, this was back when my blog only had like 300 viewers a night, but that's not really my problem. Either way, this album completely took me by surprise. I didn't hear about any plans to record a new album from TBDM, although it has been a little while since Deflorate, and judging from their studio discography, there's a consistent 2 years between releases. Sounds promising to say the least, and you should look forward to a full review when it comes out later next month.

If you're not too busy crossing your arms and scowling in your battle jacket to care, that is.